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a dinosaur from our imagination
Apr. 6th, 2024 04:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jackdawvisionWHO: Edward Kenway and Lapis de Fiore
WHERE: the museum!
WHEN: early April!
WHAT: Night at the Museum, Kaisou Edition.
WARNINGS: blanket AssCreed warnings for possible allusions to murder and violence, violence enacted on a skeleton, and Edward Kenway’s grudge against an enduring childhood icon and dinosaurs in general.
[This was supposed to be an easy job. Get in, find and destroy the artifact, get out, and in the meantime babysit some rambunctious kids on their field trip. Fine. Edward has looked after grown men drunk out of their minds on cheap rum, of course he can look after small children, especially with Lapis helping him! Certainly this won’t go poorly at all.
Here’s a problem that presents itself almost immediately: the kids all hate him. Apparently none of them are over last year’s incident where he punched Barney, which is incredibly unfair, he only did that once and anyway Barney started it, if he’d just answered his and Dorian’s questions about where that overgrown horned lizard had gone instead of getting belligerent then Edward wouldn’t have needed to punch him.
That’s. Fine. Lapis can handle the kids. Edward will circle around with Eagle Vision on, keeping an eye out for that telltale flash of gold as they wander through the museum. He circles back around to Lapis, the colors seeping back into his vision as he does so. Christ, all the children are painted red, it's giving him such a headache.]
Nothing yet. I did see a piece of wood that the museum says comes from a man-o’-war called the Wager, but that’s not—oh, who’s this little lad?
WHERE: the museum!
WHEN: early April!
WHAT: Night at the Museum, Kaisou Edition.
WARNINGS: blanket AssCreed warnings for possible allusions to murder and violence, violence enacted on a skeleton, and Edward Kenway’s grudge against an enduring childhood icon and dinosaurs in general.
[This was supposed to be an easy job. Get in, find and destroy the artifact, get out, and in the meantime babysit some rambunctious kids on their field trip. Fine. Edward has looked after grown men drunk out of their minds on cheap rum, of course he can look after small children, especially with Lapis helping him! Certainly this won’t go poorly at all.
Here’s a problem that presents itself almost immediately: the kids all hate him. Apparently none of them are over last year’s incident where he punched Barney, which is incredibly unfair, he only did that once and anyway Barney started it, if he’d just answered his and Dorian’s questions about where that overgrown horned lizard had gone instead of getting belligerent then Edward wouldn’t have needed to punch him.
That’s. Fine. Lapis can handle the kids. Edward will circle around with Eagle Vision on, keeping an eye out for that telltale flash of gold as they wander through the museum. He circles back around to Lapis, the colors seeping back into his vision as he does so. Christ, all the children are painted red, it's giving him such a headache.]
Nothing yet. I did see a piece of wood that the museum says comes from a man-o’-war called the Wager, but that’s not—oh, who’s this little lad?
