One Night Only -- Buy Now

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WHO: Sampo + You !
WHERE: Zodiac App
WHEN: March 1st
WHAT: An offer that's hard to pass up.
WARNINGS: Use adblock, firewall, everything when talking to this man you never know what kind of malware he might put on your phone good god check your bank account change your passwords--

[ it's a text post that comes at the strangest time of day--6am, with a weird bit of fanfare and sparkle.

There's just a ... tone to the whole thing that seems overdone and fantastical, like someone overdoing a sign outside a shop, trying to strum up business for a service noone really wants.

The text is likewise gaudy and playful. Maybe it's spam, but. Does Zodiac DEAL with spam?? It's at least not an anonymous text, the icon appears to be a man with bright green eyes and soft brown hair... ]



text: un: MrColdFeet

✨✨🌟HELLO PEOPLE OF ZODIAC! What a beautiful morning this is--Hello, Hi, and Good Day!🌟✨✨

I'm sure I've seen more than one of you people wandering around the city lately and I just have to say it's AMAZING! To finally have an invite to your super-secret-club or whatever this is. Anyway anyway anyway.
You're all people of various amazing skills and magic, yes? Then why is it I haven't seen half of the cute faces here down in Undertown? Don't you know it's the most interesting place in the city? Seriously, you are MISSING out.

Now, before you say it, I don't have a STORE or anything to peddle here, but I will say that I'm your man if you need anything found, sought out, or stock up-kept! Middle-manned, appraised, or lost made found!
I'm a total natural when it comes to visiting other worlds or haggling prices down from terrible scalpers, so let me be your guy. I'm always looking for new customers and NO job is too big for me at any good price, you know?

Normally I don't give my contact info out to new and scaaaaary customers, but this app just won't seem to delete off my phone. Weeeeird, right? Well, we'll make the best of it, ehehheh.
I'll even offer special discounts for my first-time customers. No job is too big or too small, just inquire within! I offer a 30% consultation fee at most on any sort of lucrative busywork--really, you won't find better than me.

Within the app that is. Hehe. I can't give this sort of discount to just ANYONE.

With great adoration, TRULY yours,

MR. Cold Feet ❄

video; un: ghost

[rubicund]

WHO: Hua Cheng and you
WHERE: The network
WHEN: March 1st
WHAT: Just a normal guy nothing to see here.
WARNINGS: None as of yet!

[video;]

[Whoever is in charge of the cinematography here sure is showing everything except this guy's face. There's an empty table, some aggressively out-of-place red lantern decorations (Lunar New Year was weeks ago), and a hint of gilded furniture. It comes off as ostentatious and a bit tacky, but it's not like this is the first ridiculously rich queer guy to exist on this app.

Long black nails (and a multitude of rings) turn over to reveal a pale palm. His hand opens. A set of black dice with red dots beckons.

The voice that comes through is deep and pleasant.]

How very interesting.

I'm in a good mood today, so why don't we play a little game?

You choose either the higher or lower number, and I'll roll the dice. If you win, I'll answer one question. If I win, you'll tell me about something that has happened to you since you joined Libra.

And before you accuse me of anything, these dice are perfectly normal. You're welcome to roll your own if you like.

[The camera finally turns around to show the man's face. He's in his twenties with sharp, hawkish features, wire-framed designer sunglasses, and a long black mane with a little red ribbon braided into it. He smirks.

There are few people who would bet against the Ghost King's ridiculous luck, but there aren't any consequences, so why not?]

UN: Zodiac | March into March

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[As we move into March, the spring winds begin to blow. It's still rather cold tonight, but it'll warm up as the month goes on. The spirit vein's colors change to brilliant shades of green to represent the wind element. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their message and comment to it.]


Nicholas, Husk, Opal, Navia, Argenti, Rosalina, Hua Cheng, Choso, Samuel, and Caleb has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Arthur, Mercedes, Souta,, and Nacht have left the app.

[The post then continues on.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

March is marching onward and the city has plenty of fun in store for the month! As always, we will be celebrating Celtic heritage with St David's Day and St. Patrick's Day celebrations to get into the spirit of this month! Be sure to enjoy the delicious food and drink on offer! Spring Equinox will also arrive this month, we hear interesting celebrations will be held on Cathedral Hill which promises to be fun for the whole family.

Our seers have advised us that we may be getting another visit from the fae this month. As they are known to be tricky customers, we have created a useful how-to guide to save strained relationships and potential soul stealing. You want to be safe out there, after all!

- DO NOT give them your real name.
= DO NOT lie to them
- DO NOT step into a fairy ring [IMAGE ATTACHED]
- DO speak to them politely
- DO give them honey
- DO let them inside your home and be hospitable

With these handy guides, we should be able to have a peaceful visit from our yearly visitors! Let's be mindful of each other's cultures and we are sure no mishaps will occur this time.

That's all for now! We'll leave you off with our icebreaker question.




This post is sponsored by Victory Road Sporting Goods! Enjoy spring with your best friend with our new pet supply collection!

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.

Like always, there will be no responses from Zodiac.

OOC Note: If you haven't responded to AC, you still have until 11:59am EST tomorrow to do so! Once you do, you'll be removed from this post. ]