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WHO: August, with guest appearance by Caesar
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Evening on September 20th
WHAT: Prophecy Power Hour
WARNINGS: There is going to be a lot of swears. Oops
[August starts the video and he looks...very much not okay? He looks exhausted and stressed. A hand belonging to Caesar slides a mug of tea and a muffin into the screen. August sighs, takes a sip of the tea, and looks at the camera.
(He's going to be drinking that tea the entire time he's talking.)]
Okay. So. We're getting the visions and shit. Buckle up.
[He pulls out the list.]
Fog. Lots of fog. A log cabin? Sugar skulls and....Spirit Halloween, which those make sense, October's coming up so we'd get Halloween stuff and since la Día de los Muertos is first of November, some overlap makes sense. Uh, Caesar, what was your vision again? The song?
Yes, it was...
[Caesar, still mostly off screen because August is too exhausted to turn the camera, starts to sing. August waits for him to finish.]
The Spanish is all about remembering and so long as you remember the singer, they won't be away from you. All in all, pretty standard what you'd expect for, yanno, October, even if some of it doesn't make sense. And then there's this bitch.
[He holds up his tarot card: Tower, Upright]
I hate this fucking card. This fucking card, the fucking Tower, never means anything but chaos. Sometimes it's good! Given our luck, I don't think it is! It's change, unavoidable change, a massive fucking upheaval and I also keep getting this fucker.
[He brings up Death, also Upright. Caesar refills the tea, because August needs it.]
...and yeah, okay, it might be the literal death this time since it's October. And I only did a couple of readings where this one showed up. But I'm not taking a single goddamn chance, so I'm mentioning it here. Death upright usually means change and the end of a cycle, normally it's a good card to see, or at least neutral. But combined with the goddamn fucking Tower...
[August sighs and his familiars come over to start preening.]
Oh, and the Goodwill sent me a package with this. [He holds up a small vial of very pretty pink juice. It should be familiar to anyone who raided Zodiac's Palace in April.] Someone wanna tell me how the creepy Goodwill got immortal peach juice? Anyone in the Black Order wanna dispose of this shit for me? I need a nap.
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Evening on September 20th
WHAT: Prophecy Power Hour
WARNINGS: There is going to be a lot of swears. Oops
[August starts the video and he looks...very much not okay? He looks exhausted and stressed. A hand belonging to Caesar slides a mug of tea and a muffin into the screen. August sighs, takes a sip of the tea, and looks at the camera.
(He's going to be drinking that tea the entire time he's talking.)]
Okay. So. We're getting the visions and shit. Buckle up.
[He pulls out the list.]
Fog. Lots of fog. A log cabin? Sugar skulls and....Spirit Halloween, which those make sense, October's coming up so we'd get Halloween stuff and since la Día de los Muertos is first of November, some overlap makes sense. Uh, Caesar, what was your vision again? The song?
Yes, it was...
[Caesar, still mostly off screen because August is too exhausted to turn the camera, starts to sing. August waits for him to finish.]
The Spanish is all about remembering and so long as you remember the singer, they won't be away from you. All in all, pretty standard what you'd expect for, yanno, October, even if some of it doesn't make sense. And then there's this bitch.
[He holds up his tarot card: Tower, Upright]
I hate this fucking card. This fucking card, the fucking Tower, never means anything but chaos. Sometimes it's good! Given our luck, I don't think it is! It's change, unavoidable change, a massive fucking upheaval and I also keep getting this fucker.
[He brings up Death, also Upright. Caesar refills the tea, because August needs it.]
...and yeah, okay, it might be the literal death this time since it's October. And I only did a couple of readings where this one showed up. But I'm not taking a single goddamn chance, so I'm mentioning it here. Death upright usually means change and the end of a cycle, normally it's a good card to see, or at least neutral. But combined with the goddamn fucking Tower...
[August sighs and his familiars come over to start preening.]
Oh, and the Goodwill sent me a package with this. [He holds up a small vial of very pretty pink juice. It should be familiar to anyone who raided Zodiac's Palace in April.] Someone wanna tell me how the creepy Goodwill got immortal peach juice? Anyone in the Black Order wanna dispose of this shit for me? I need a nap.