video | UN: Walnut

[whotao]

WHO: Hu Tao and You!
WHERE: The Network.
WHEN: Mid-June!
WHAT: Hu Tao arrives in Kaisou. This is now everyone's problem.
WARNINGS: Decade old memes.

( Who ya gonna call? )

voice: UN: hotgoss

[bebest]

WHO: Zulius and you!
WHERE: Network but also the Vogue building.
WHEN: 18TH June
WHAT: Zulius' poor purchase history bites him in the ass.
WARNINGS:...Tigers?

[You might have been enjoying a pleasant Sunday afternoon when your peace and quiet is broken by PANICKED SCREAMING coming across the network. Zulius is, of course, often pretty scream-y, so this could be mistaken for him just being enraged by someone not acknowledging he's a hottie today or that he dropped his yoghurt or something.

Except there's also a lot of GROWLING and SLAMMING going on. Like something big and angry is trying to burst through a door.]

Tiger on my roof?!!!! TIGER on my ROOF!!!!!!!

[More snarling, also the sound of claws scraping against wood. This is probably fine.]

AAAHHHHH!! Okay, so say you got a magical rock that's supposed to repel tigers, because you think HA HA it'll be funny because my past life's ex was a tigertaur and fuck that guy. But then you're doing laundry and find it in a pocket because you forgot you bought the damn thing. You just put it down and then a real tiger magically appears. What do you do about that? Asking for a friend.

The friend is me because I've got a flunking tiger on my ROOF!!!!!!