Jun. 11th, 2023

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WHO: Moxxie
WHERE: Network (plus action spam in Zulius's apartment)
WHEN: Partway through June
WHAT: Moxxie gets drunk and forgets he can't use the app without revealing that he's alive
WARNINGS: Severe intoxication, cursing, and general panic because Moxxie thinks Zodiac will track him down and kill him now

This particular network post might be a bit of a surprise for most of the people watching the network. Not only had Moxxie done a terrible job getting the word out that he was even alive, though his appearances at the Vogue may have helped more than his occasional attempts to inform people of his restarted existence. Still, even those who knew he was alive would have been very aware that he was in hiding, so him actually making a video post is quite surprising.

He pops up on the screen, dressed up in one of his cutest outfits, but looking so drunk and wobbly that he seems like he'll fall off his barstool at any second. As he addresses the viewers, he has a color changing martini in hand and a smile on his face.

"Heeey, everyone! I did it! I said...I said I wanted to do the drinking challenge...and to at least get to the color changing martini, because it can be pink or blue or purple, so it's bisexual like me, and I did it! And I just...I just wanted to share this with you all. And now...now I'm going to drink it."

He quickly tosses the drink back...and then leans too far back as he drinks it and falls right off of the barstool.

"...ow."

The video ends there. That's it. That's how Moxxie has apparently decided to announce that he's alive to the rest of the app, two months after his death. He's too drunk to respond now, though, so he won't see any reactions to this until after he's woken up.

[Voice – the following morning]

Oh crumbs! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK! I didn't mean to...how do I delete this? It doesn't matter, I'm sure Zodiac already--I'm dead, I'm so fucking dead!

[Spam – Closed to Zulius]

Maybe Zulius hears Moxxie's post to the network, or maybe he doesn't wake up until Moxxie runs into the room, yelling, "Fuck, Zulius wake up! I'm dead, I'm so dead, I made a terrible mistake and I'm so fucking dead!"

Either way, Moxxie will race over to Zulius and tug on his arm to wake him up faster.

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