Cactus needles do not make good candles

[serpentinthegarden]

WHO: Anthony J. Crowley and Isabela (Closed)
WHERE: A monster's liar in Undertown
WHEN: Pre-evil tree appearance
WHAT: Side Quest - What you Hersey is what you get
WARNINGS: Cake destruction


It seemed a lot of things were going missing recently or this was the impression that had been left as the alchemist screamed and howled about his missing whatsit. Some how he never really got around to saying what was missing. It must have been important. Some magical spell, beaker of potion, OH! Or maybe the secret of transforming things into gold. Alchemists had been looking for that formula for centuries! If this guy had discovered that and it had been stolen then it was no wonder why he was upset.

But no as it turned out what had been stolen was a good deal more mundane.

"A cake?? You want us to go steal back a cake? Couldn't you just... bake a new one?"

video; un: hypnos

[verytired]

WHO: Hypnos + anyone~!
WHERE: The Network
WHEN: 10/5
WHAT: just. very concerned.
WARNINGS: n/a

[ A tired looking, but still very confused man appears on the screen. He's dressed in an oversized red hoodie. He's clearly never appeared on this network thing before, since he seems to be awkwardly messing with the camera. ]

Rude to not introduce myself, I'm Hypnos. First time listener, first time caller.

[ Which is absolutely not how that saying goes at all, and he seems to know it if the little quirk at the corner of his mouth and short laugh mean anything. ]

Well, there's something pretty strange going on.

[ He pulls the camera out further to get a better view of his face. ]

I mean with me, of course. Let's just say that I didn't look like this yesterday. And I suppose I'm looking for some advice... [ he pauses ]

...But how am I going to explain this to my wife?