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Jun. 5th, 2022 12:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
WHO: Zagreus and YOU
WHERE: The network
WHEN: A very sunny afternoon, much to his dismay
WHAT: A whole new wooooooorld
WARNINGS: Likely nothing, other than the fact that Zag is not sure why he's alive and will say so
[What is the worst way to film something?
Some might argue that a continuous Dutch angle, while other maintain that Vertical Phone Filming (TM) remains the cardinal sin. However, all parties might agree that what is currently happening is the actual worst, since whoever is holding the camera doesn't seem to have a single clue what they're doing. It keeps moving, for one thing, and more often than not is at an angle that makes no sense at all, and doesn't seem to focus on anything.]
Erm... hello? The scroll said this could be use to talk to people but I'm honestly not sure how that could be the case.
[Did he read literally any of the instructions on how to use it after turning it on? No, of course not.]
WHERE: The network
WHEN: A very sunny afternoon, much to his dismay
WHAT: A whole new wooooooorld
WARNINGS: Likely nothing, other than the fact that Zag is not sure why he's alive and will say so
[What is the worst way to film something?
Some might argue that a continuous Dutch angle, while other maintain that Vertical Phone Filming (TM) remains the cardinal sin. However, all parties might agree that what is currently happening is the actual worst, since whoever is holding the camera doesn't seem to have a single clue what they're doing. It keeps moving, for one thing, and more often than not is at an angle that makes no sense at all, and doesn't seem to focus on anything.]
Erm... hello? The scroll said this could be use to talk to people but I'm honestly not sure how that could be the case.
[Did he read literally any of the instructions on how to use it after turning it on? No, of course not.]