Text | UN: otterfan4131973

[godmaker]

WHO: Neuvillette and you!
WHERE: Libra app
WHEN: Oct 12 (after the horror plot)
WHAT: Neuvillette's intro (?) and shopping list (?)
WARNINGS: mild body horror/dark humor

☆ Looking for Various Services and Procurement (Blue Fish Park)

I am looking for the following:

• Semi permanent glamour charm (object or spell based)


• Permanent memory erasure charm (object or spell based)


• Lobotomy or trepanation services (must have consistent reviews)


• 12 cases of Smirnoff vodka or Bacardi 151 rum

Payment includes delivery fee. Please e-mail me with your rates or bartering contracts. Would prefer items be on hand.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Comments

UN: hikari-vi | text

[whiteshroud]

[......]

Have you considered therapy instead. You sound like you need it.

[That or Jesus, wtf]

[godmaker]

I have gone through about 317 therapists in my life. No I do not need therapy.

text; un: wisteria

[reenforces]

The glamour charm isn't going to help you this month because the veil is thin. They can even see me, and I'm invisible the other months of the year.

The rest of this stuff is of dubious legality except for the rum.

You look a little old to be running a fraternity.

[godmaker]

Why are you invisible the rest of the year? That sounds terribly inconvenient.

I am not running a fraternity. I am looking for personal services.

text | un: shinope

[killerapp]

does this look like craigslist

[godmaker]

I already wrote it for Craig’s List, I will not expend any more effort rewriting it for this application.

text | UN: Thorn

[poisontippedcure]

I can do some glamour, although I doubt it’s semi-permanent.

The vodka’s mine, though.

[godmaker]

I need it to be semi-permanent, unfortunately.

We can share if you’d like.

text; un: kesitakame

[hoshikiri]

Are you alright, ser Neuvillette...?

[godmaker]

After I get my shopping done I will be.

[needsteaplz]

[...sir, sir. What is this even.]

Okay let's not jump straight into the medical option of drilling holes into your head first!

I know therapy isn't the fastest method of surviving trauma but it does work! Also please tell me all that vodka isn't just for you.

[godmaker]

I do not need therapy.

And the alcohol is for my consumption, yes. It is hard to acquire that much at one time. Thus my appeal to this network.

Text | UN: makeitaventi

[venti_late]

Neuvillette. Beautiful. Darling dragon.

Are you okay? Do I need to call a crisis hotline for you or stop by for a welfare check?

1/2

[godmaker]

[why are you here did he not block you. wait he just blocked morax. lessons learned.]

[godmaker]

[but because neuvillette is nice and polite.]

Barbatos. I am *fine*.

[totally fine wdym.]

text | un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

I have rum. Just not that specific kind. Do you still want some?

[godmaker]

Yes. How much do you have?

text; un: darkSlayer

[kowase]

I have a friend who recently got himself a clever glamor charm. I will see if he can assist you there.

As for the rest.
Lobotomy is a dangerous, archaic act of medicinal misdemeanour and I would instead point you to stronger locales for alchohol.

Being a devil, normal alchohol does not help.


@ zulius

text: UN: hotgoss

[bebest]

[He's still having a pretty terrible time recovering from The Everything- but a ping from Vergil is a ping from Vergil!! ]

Sure, Babe who needs-

Oh.

This bitch.

Assholes that threaten to murder my friends don't get to hear my juicy illusion secrets. Go HOME Otter Bitch B\

[godmaker]

Your friend is extremely rude.

Do you have recommendations for establishments that serve this sort of alcohol?

text; un: oneforsorrow

[bleakdecember]

lol
lmao even

[After that horror outing? mood, honestly]

[godmaker]

Rude child. How was your fishing trip?

text | un: catffee

[chaicatte]

[ What the actual fuck is going on in this post. ]

uh

if you still need vodka i have plenty of it. seems like you're gonna need it

[godmaker]

Ajisai. Yes. May I imbibe while petting your cats in your café?

Text; un: Thancred

[censorshipnutkin]

I mean, I can help you with the alcohol, I know a few good bars around here, but I... don't think I can help with anything else on the list.

Well, I can probably help you back to your place if you drink too much, which sounds like the plan.

[godmaker]

You would do that for a stranger?