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[godmaker]

WHO: Neuvillette and you!
WHERE: Libra app
WHEN: Oct 12 (after the horror plot)
WHAT: Neuvillette's intro (?) and shopping list (?)
WARNINGS: mild body horror/dark humor

☆ Looking for Various Services and Procurement (Blue Fish Park)

I am looking for the following:

• Semi permanent glamour charm (object or spell based)


• Permanent memory erasure charm (object or spell based)


• Lobotomy or trepanation services (must have consistent reviews)


• 12 cases of Smirnoff vodka or Bacardi 151 rum

Payment includes delivery fee. Please e-mail me with your rates or bartering contracts. Would prefer items be on hand.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Comments

[godmaker]

After I get my shopping done I will be.

[hoshikiri]

No, what

I meant to say

Are you

Some of what you require is not so worrying however

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[HE'S TRYING SO HARD NOT TO COME OFF AS RUDE, BLESS HIM.

kesitakame is typing... for like 3 straight minutes.

chat notif stops. kesitakame is typing... for about a minute and a half.

Then just a shot of the ad mentioning fucking Memory Erasure and Lobotomy Services]

I pray you do not take offense but why

[godmaker]

No offense taken. I see how this can be concerning, but fear not. I merely wish to forget some things I have learned. I have acquired some features that are related to those things as well. Thus the advertisement.

[hoshikiri]

[What a strange man, this Neuvillette.]

Unfortunately I do not believe it is that simple. The services would be more commonly used if they were.

[.......

wait, does that sound bad? Did that sound too morbid in public? Hells. Ah. Backpedal time.]

Ah, which is to say there are healthier alternatives to dealing with things you've learned but do not wish to be weighed down with alone. Be they experiences or memories.

[Nailed it.]

[godmaker]

What are these healthier alternatives? If they involve violence I would prefer not to engage, thank you.

[hoshikiri]

Certainly not, I'm aware that few prefer to vent their emotions through such aggressive means.

[Takame.]

Have you heard of therapy?

[TAKAME.]

[godmaker]

[bro I thought we were friends.]

I have convened with 317 therapists in my life so far, Takame. I do not need therapy.

[hoshikiri]

[listen he wants to help he is just a lizard from a distant star.]

Ah, I see.

My apologies, I was unsure if it was something you knew of. I hadn't heard of it until earlier this year.

[godmaker]

What on Earth kind of place do you come from that does not have the concept of therapy?

[hoshikiri]

I'm told that my home world is considerably more antiquated than this one. Perhaps that has something to do with it?

[also you think garlemald is handing out mental health services to their all-but-conscripts?]

[godmaker]

[does garlemald even know what therapy is]

Even though it has not worked for me, therapy is an essential service. Have you tried it?

[hoshikiri]

[well elpis sure as shit didnt and look where that brought the empire]

I have indeed. It has helped in some regards though I am still not quite used to it. I am only very recently understanding how it might be so essential a service.

[whoever sorey transferred him to was probably warned of this man's chronic people pleasing and telling people only what they want to hear-ing.]