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[godmaker]

WHO: Neuvillette and you!
WHERE: Libra app
WHEN: Oct 12 (after the horror plot)
WHAT: Neuvillette's intro (?) and shopping list (?)
WARNINGS: mild body horror/dark humor

☆ Looking for Various Services and Procurement (Blue Fish Park)

I am looking for the following:

• Semi permanent glamour charm (object or spell based)


• Permanent memory erasure charm (object or spell based)


• Lobotomy or trepanation services (must have consistent reviews)


• 12 cases of Smirnoff vodka or Bacardi 151 rum

Payment includes delivery fee. Please e-mail me with your rates or bartering contracts. Would prefer items be on hand.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Comments

[needsteaplz]

[...sir, sir. What is this even.]

Okay let's not jump straight into the medical option of drilling holes into your head first!

I know therapy isn't the fastest method of surviving trauma but it does work! Also please tell me all that vodka isn't just for you.

[godmaker]

I do not need therapy.

And the alcohol is for my consumption, yes. It is hard to acquire that much at one time. Thus my appeal to this network.

[needsteaplz]

And yet here you are asking for high risk medical procedures and means of memory erasing. Let me guess...you tried therapy and it didn't work? Sometimes it's a matter of finding the right one.

It's probably because it's a bit odd to request that much alcohol for solo consumption. You'll have better luck finding a store that allows bulk buying. That being said, please try not to drink all of that in one sitting. I think your other organs would fail first before your brain if you did so.

[godmaker]

Yes, I have tried. 317 times. It did not work.

[i.e., he just didn’t come back honestly. imagine being that vulnerable in front of someone else. no thanks.]

If it helps me forget, organ failure is acceptable.