text | un: devilhunter

[advivo]

WHO: Dante & you.
WHERE: Network.
WHEN: Today bitches.
WHAT: Uncle Dante coming in with starbucks... wait why is everything on fire?
WARNINGS: not at the moment, will updated when nessecary.


[ good morning? day? what is time honestly? dante doesn't know, he sure as hell lost all concept of it ever since they closed the gate and sealed themselves in the demon world. how long ago was that? fuck, he really lost it, hasn't he? nevermind that, more important things to focus on right now. ]

so thanks for the free phone
could have done with a hot shower and a nice meal but this will have to do
anyway if someone could point me to the nearest, cheapest, motel that'd be great

oh and the name's dante

[ where is he? fuck if he knows. he just really really needs a shower right now. and food, god when was the last time he had a hot meal? let him tell you, the demon world is not known for it's cuisine. ]

Comments

text; un: ♡☮STAMPEDE

[doubledollar]

i don't really know about cheap motels, given my first day here i crashed on a buddy's couch

but if you want a hot meal while you're getting your legs in check, i can help you out

something something paying it forward

[advivo]

you, good sir, are my fucking savior
i'm dying for a pizza

[doubledollar]

i absolutely won't let it get to my head

pizza???????? you're talking my language
you got it
i know a GREAT place in town

...

hold on wait did you just get here
creepy black gate opened up, sucked you in sorta thing

text | un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

look things are kinda on fire for us on the app right now so like

sorry the welcome wagon's gonna suck

you just get here via labryinth?

[advivo]

not going to lie a little sad about that
but things on fire are something on my specialty
need a hand?

[ anything to let him not think about his last few hours. ]

was that what that shit was?
yeah guess so

[drewthetower]

you have NO idea how much we need a hand

anyway hi welcome to Kaisou, we're figuring out how to get an immortal peach away from the demons currently in charge of the company Zodiac and yes I mean demons literally here

so yeah we could absolutely use a hand. name's August

anonymous forever, text

[blackhand]

No rhyme or reason, looks like.

[One cryptic asshole is now in your messages, sorry Dante.]

Considering current state of affairs, don’t be surprised if half of the city suddenly sets itself on fire in the meantime.

[advivo]

[ another day ending with y. ]

i'd be more surprised if it grew flowers and became a beautiful garden

[blackhand]

[OH GOOD, SOMEONE HE DOESN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN SHIT TO.]

I think it'd be the end of the world if that were the case. From what I've seen so far, Kaisou likes to regularly implode in either confusion or explosions. Take your pick.

voice; un: shadeshift

[sunforging]

Everything's gone straight to shite, 'fraid to say you happened along at a right impractical time. Got all our hands a bit full with impendin' crisis.

[advivo]

[ he switches to voice because it'd be rude not too, honestly. ]

Or it is the most practical time. Been hearing you guys have yourself something of a demon problem?

[dawnsdarkness]

[insert name of motel] is cheap and doesn't ask questions!

[advivo]

you're a gem
thanks a million

1/? HI DARLING I LOVE YOU

[sassery]

[Hhhhhhaaaaaa, someone has already been fucking ready to bust down doors since he heard this whole bullshit happened. And honestly, he's about half a mind to go anyway, even if no-one follows after him. There's demons and he has to take care of that, that's his job.

And then he sees the new post. And the username. And the name Dante.

Fuck. FUCK.]

2/?

[sassery]

[No, no no no no no no FUCK, FUCK.

Yeah he sure is fucking pacing in his condo, scrubbing his face and trying, trying to not freak out about all this. As if it couldn't come at the worst fucking time.

He hadn't expected to ever see his family, his old family, after he'd been awake for a year. Just accepted it, it was fine, it wasn't like he didn't have a family at all. But even now, thinking about it... he's been fucking lonely and wants them here. Wants both families in a way he can't describe, and all of this is killing him. He should be happy. He should be elated. He isn't- because he's pretty sure he knows Dante, and Dante isn't going to take the whole thing with Nox well.]

3/4 I think

[sassery]

[So how the fuck does he do this. How does he... how does he tell his uncle that he's Nero and he's also Nox. His own demon moves back and forth, agitation so apparent it might as well have not been moving at all. God, this was never going to go well, he knew this, but it's killing him anyway, regardless.]

voice; un: noxxed

[sassery]

[This comes probably as a surprise, but the voice on the other end might sound a bit familiar. The username, though...

Nox starts, stops. Tries again.]

Dante? [Christ on a cracker this is going to be so hard for him.] Are you fucking kidding me right now?

[Yeah, like that doesn't sound exactly like the nephew you know, huh.]

text: un: trienemybest

[droptheious]

Congrats on showing up at the worst possible time. Whatever you do, don't take the free room and board in the Zodiac building. They're not really our friends right now.

It's a big city, there's a few motels around- you should be able to luck out.

[advivo]

noted thanks for the heads up
yeah i've been hearing about all that sounds right fucked

got a few suggestions already

text; un: fern

[laminae]

yeahhh going with a motel's a good idea right now

also your name is SICK dude
totally sick

[advivo]

yeah i've been getting that impression

ha, thanks kiddo [ dante you don't know if this is a kid or not. ]
mom was real big into the classics

video; un: 000000

[scryption]

[A woman???? answers in a crisp British accent and a nice hat.]

I've heard tell that Zodiac provides a place to stay for those that require it, but given the current situation, you would be safer sleeping on a battlefield.

There are a few places to stay that require little money. I've lived in a hostel since I arrived.

[advivo]

[ you know what, he'll respond with video because he's getting tired of typing. that hat is really nice. ]

You know I've had a couple of people say not to accept their offer. As much as I'm shit outta luck right now, I think I'll happily sleep on the battlefield.

Got a few names? Might be looking for somewhere to rest my head the moment I can scrounge up some cash.

un: n-jima

[evoked]

You forgot to mention our company as a bonus.

[advivo]

my bad honestly
the company so far has been top notch

hopefully you can find it in your heart to forgive me