text | un: devilhunter

[advivo]

WHO: Dante & you.
WHERE: Network.
WHEN: Today bitches.
WHAT: Uncle Dante coming in with starbucks... wait why is everything on fire?
WARNINGS: not at the moment, will updated when nessecary.


[ good morning? day? what is time honestly? dante doesn't know, he sure as hell lost all concept of it ever since they closed the gate and sealed themselves in the demon world. how long ago was that? fuck, he really lost it, hasn't he? nevermind that, more important things to focus on right now. ]

so thanks for the free phone
could have done with a hot shower and a nice meal but this will have to do
anyway if someone could point me to the nearest, cheapest, motel that'd be great

oh and the name's dante

[ where is he? fuck if he knows. he just really really needs a shower right now. and food, god when was the last time he had a hot meal? let him tell you, the demon world is not known for it's cuisine. ]

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text | un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

look things are kinda on fire for us on the app right now so like

sorry the welcome wagon's gonna suck

you just get here via labryinth?

[advivo]

not going to lie a little sad about that
but things on fire are something on my specialty
need a hand?

[ anything to let him not think about his last few hours. ]

was that what that shit was?
yeah guess so

[drewthetower]

you have NO idea how much we need a hand

anyway hi welcome to Kaisou, we're figuring out how to get an immortal peach away from the demons currently in charge of the company Zodiac and yes I mean demons literally here

so yeah we could absolutely use a hand. name's August

[advivo]

hang on hold up
buddy it is your lucky day
i just so happen to hunt demons for a living
and this i'll happily do free of charge
good to meet you

[drewthetower]

oh thank FUCK

we do have a plan that we're gonna try first but if that doesn't work I legit think Nox is gonna storm the fucking building himself and I'd be right behind him healing his stupid ass

[advivo]

[ that sounds oddly familiar. ]

alright august
i'm gonna need you to get me up to speed yeah?
start from the beginning

[drewthetower]

from which, the very start of the bullshit here in Kaisou or the demon problem?

private forever thx; voice

[sassery]

[Yeah uh, first off, this should already be alarming because Nox is actually talking instead of texting.]

Shit, fucking hell-

[Something might have just been thrown in his condo. Ooops.]

August. [God, he's trying so hard to talk, he tries so much and the words die in his throat. He's struggling.]

August, that's my fucking uncle from my past life you're talking to.

voice

[drewthetower]

[. . .]

The fuck.

[sassery]

Don't fucking ask me how, that's him, I know it is. My demon's been going off the fucking charts all goddamn day, and it's not just because of what we've just been told.

I didn't think- son of a bitch, son of a fucking bitch.

[YEAH HI, NOX HAS NEVER PANICKED BEFORE LIKE THIS, UH, SORRY?]

[drewthetower]

Nox, breathe. Breathe, dude. Why are you panicking?

[He knows but also like. He's trying.]

[sassery]

Because-

[Yeah, scrubbing his face but he's trying to breathe and calm down.]

My past life's- Nero's- family is all sorts of fucked up. Trust me when I say this: when he realizes I'm not Nero, but also him, he's going to probably fuck off somewhere and not want to deal with me for a while.

[advivo]

the demon problem

[drewthetower]

yeah okay so

around the start of the year a lot of us started getting weird like transformations and stuff

I've got bird and shadow monster shit on top of the demon shit (unrelated to Zodiac, long fucking story), guy I know is a werewolf bird, all sorts of shit

apparently this went for the Zodiac higher ups. and they're demons. and someone sold them a peach of immortality

[advivo]

so the shady organization running things around here
got turned into demons
and someone sold them a peach that grants them immortality
got it

wow you guys really are up shits creek
alright i'll see what i can do

[drewthetower]

again thank FUCK

seriously though we have a singular plan and if this fails we are so fucking doomed it's not even funny

like sorry you're stuck here but thank fuck you got stuck here when you did

[advivo]

don't worry this place is a hell of a lot better than where i was before
demons were still an problem but at least you guys have pizza

anyway what's this plan you're not sure is gonna work
not saying i'll be able to help with that specifically but...

UN: hikari-vi

[whiteshroud]

[Seriously??? Jun was only idly paying attention to this post until this mention comes up. A demon hunter shows up now?? Talk about a lucky break]

You shouldn't have to do it for free.
We don't have much money, but I can at least take care of the warm meal.

[advivo]

[ HOW VERY LUCKY FOR YOU ALL. ]

i'm a generous guy
but i won't say no to a warm meal consider that my payment

[whiteshroud]

Generous and perfectly timed.

Alright! What kind of food do you like?

[advivo]

pizza doesn't matter what kind
oh and strawberry sundaes

[whiteshroud]

Those sound easy enough! Don't get murdered by demons and consider it done.

I'm Jun by the way.

[advivo]

ha, it'll take more than a few demons to kill me
nice to meet you jun

[whiteshroud]

Oh? So you're a seasoned demon hunter then? How long have you been doing it?

[advivo]

[ one moment, he has to actually think about this. ]

about 20 odd years
give or take