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[advivo]

WHO: Dante & you.
WHERE: Network.
WHEN: Today bitches.
WHAT: Uncle Dante coming in with starbucks... wait why is everything on fire?
WARNINGS: not at the moment, will updated when nessecary.


[ good morning? day? what is time honestly? dante doesn't know, he sure as hell lost all concept of it ever since they closed the gate and sealed themselves in the demon world. how long ago was that? fuck, he really lost it, hasn't he? nevermind that, more important things to focus on right now. ]

so thanks for the free phone
could have done with a hot shower and a nice meal but this will have to do
anyway if someone could point me to the nearest, cheapest, motel that'd be great

oh and the name's dante

[ where is he? fuck if he knows. he just really really needs a shower right now. and food, god when was the last time he had a hot meal? let him tell you, the demon world is not known for it's cuisine. ]

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[advivo]

don't worry this place is a hell of a lot better than where i was before
demons were still an problem but at least you guys have pizza

anyway what's this plan you're not sure is gonna work
not saying i'll be able to help with that specifically but...

[drewthetower]

yeah so some of the people here are part of a group called the Black Order. they put in for a...thing that will let us get inside Zodiac without having to

yanno

send people who can't stand up to demons into a place with demons

we're just waiting on confirmation that it worked now afaik

[advivo]

okay sounds like it's a full proof plan that will totally work
okay well if that plan doesn't work out you've got a guy more than capable of standing up against demons

[ he will knock on the front door, aggressively, sorry august. ]

[drewthetower]

I said we were desperate didn't I

if I didn't WE'RE KINDA DESPERATE HERE

[advivo]

buddy you sound like you need a drink or twenty
deep breathes dante is here to help

[drewthetower]

yeah this is normal for me at this point

[advivo]

okay i've decided
we're getting you a drink after all this

[drewthetower]

assuming I don't pass the fuck out from everything

[advivo]

naturally
just try not to pass out anywhere dangerous

or do
you're not that heavy are you?

[drewthetower]

pfft no

even before the bird bones I weighed like 140

[advivo]

good good
just yell if you pass out in a ditch somewhere
i'll come pick up you

[ i'm sorry august you are not stuck with him. ]