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[advivo]

WHO: Dante & you.
WHERE: Network.
WHEN: Today bitches.
WHAT: Uncle Dante coming in with starbucks... wait why is everything on fire?
WARNINGS: not at the moment, will updated when nessecary.


[ good morning? day? what is time honestly? dante doesn't know, he sure as hell lost all concept of it ever since they closed the gate and sealed themselves in the demon world. how long ago was that? fuck, he really lost it, hasn't he? nevermind that, more important things to focus on right now. ]

so thanks for the free phone
could have done with a hot shower and a nice meal but this will have to do
anyway if someone could point me to the nearest, cheapest, motel that'd be great

oh and the name's dante

[ where is he? fuck if he knows. he just really really needs a shower right now. and food, god when was the last time he had a hot meal? let him tell you, the demon world is not known for it's cuisine. ]

Comments

[advivo]

a really good one?
hang on






[ honestly, this is the hardest thing he has ever been asked to do. it takes him a hot minute to settle on one that he likes before responding. ]

[evoked]

You're completely and totally forgiven.

[advivo]

oh thank fuck
had me really worried for a second there

[evoked]

I'm very tough to win over, obviously.

[advivo]

obviously
had to pull out all the stops there

[evoked]

It's okay, from now on you know how to win me over if you offend me in the future.

[ He's like impossible to offend. He's just joking. ]

[advivo]

emojis of feathered animals with knives got it
you got a name?

[evoked]

Minato Arisato.

[advivo]

Good to meet you, Minato.

[evoked]

You too, Dante. If you ever see a guy with blue hair, there's some sort of odds it's me.