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[advivo]

WHO: Dante & you.
WHERE: Network.
WHEN: Today bitches.
WHAT: Uncle Dante coming in with starbucks... wait why is everything on fire?
WARNINGS: not at the moment, will updated when nessecary.


[ good morning? day? what is time honestly? dante doesn't know, he sure as hell lost all concept of it ever since they closed the gate and sealed themselves in the demon world. how long ago was that? fuck, he really lost it, hasn't he? nevermind that, more important things to focus on right now. ]

so thanks for the free phone
could have done with a hot shower and a nice meal but this will have to do
anyway if someone could point me to the nearest, cheapest, motel that'd be great

oh and the name's dante

[ where is he? fuck if he knows. he just really really needs a shower right now. and food, god when was the last time he had a hot meal? let him tell you, the demon world is not known for it's cuisine. ]

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[sunforging]

[she can text it would just take a good bit longer]

Aye, seems the shape of it. Right mess it's turned into, seems demons run the place at present. There's some business goin' about with openin' a way to get to 'em and handlin' the matter, but details ain't much my own forte.

[advivo]

[ he just bursts into laughter at that. ]

Demons running the show, how fucking hilarious. Well lucky for you guys you've got yourselves a bonafide demon hunter in town.

[sunforging]

Proper bleedin' weird is what it is. Guessin' they're like my world's voidsent, in which case I'm right with you on that. You seen a lot've this kinda thing, then?

[advivo]

I hunt them for a living, barely a day goes by when I don't deal with things like this.

[sunforging]

Twelve, sure know that feeling. Sounds like you're 'bout to find yourself with a good bit of work, then.

Anyroad, name's Scintilla. Ain't specifically a demon hunter or nothin'--more I just fight what folks need rid of.

[advivo]

Definitely sounds like it.

Pleasure to meet you, Scintilla. [ what a name, honestly. ] Maybe I'll see out there once shit starts really hitting the fan.

[sunforging]

[oh like you're one to talk mr wacky woohoo italian poet with a grudge]

No question of that one, I ain't never strayed from a fight. Won't be tough to find, I'm one'f the ones with what y'call cat ears. 'Parently that ain't usual around here.

[advivo]

[ don't you go dissing the name, his mom gave him that!! >( ]

Wait. Cat ears? You're serious?

video;

[sunforging]

Aye--uh, hold on, how does this bleedin' thing--

[A bit of fumbling, and she switched over with a wave from a clawed hand. Sure enough, she had a pair of cat ears with silver earrings dangling from them.]

'Hoy. Born with 'em--normal enough back on Etheirys, but seems like most folk're Hyuran 'round these parts. Makes me a bit easier to pick out in a crowd if someone's lookin'.

[advivo]

[ okay this? amazing, truly. he has now discovered that cat girls are indeed a thing. ]

Alright, that's going to make looking out for you a hell of a lot easier. [ intrusive thought; are they soft? dante no, too soon. ]

[sunforging]

[anime is real]

Aye. [flicking one ear] I go between th' front n'back lines in battle, so I'll be makin' a nuisance of myself for whatever we're facin'.

[advivo]

[ anime is REAL. he chuckles and, as he does, flicks his own video feed on and he appears in his scruffy white-haired glory. ]

I think we're going to get along like a house on fire, 'Tilla. [ sorry not sorry, that name is a mouthful. ] If you ever need backup just keep an eye out for little ol' me.

[sunforging]

[She laughed at that, grinning widely with teeth maybe a little too sharp.]

You bet I will. Can't wait t'see y' out there.