[voice | ADULTS ONLY FILTER]

[stripartist]

WHO: Yusuke and the app
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Late New Year's Eve
WHAT: Yusuke's back from meeting up with some college buddies and had a drink or two. I am so, so sorry
WARNINGS: Tipsy Yusuke, discussions of Banging Divinities

[For what it's worth, he doesn't sound any different than usual, except maybe his accent is a bit stronger than it would be otherwise.

If you know Yusuke, though, you can tell the art teacher had a few to drink. That is your only warning before:]

I just returned from seeing some of my old art school friends, and a very interesting conversation happened. It started when one of them got on a rant about how all classical Western art is the product of artists not having enough sex, another one arguing that obviously the classical art would be of very attractive people since they were usually of gods and the like, and that got me to thinking.

[A beat. Two.]

Would you have sex with a god or other divinity of the situation arose? Oh, and thank you Yuri for telling me how to filter this from the children.

Comments

un: ecraig; voice

[fiddlestick]

[It's New years so of course Elliot's light up some, and thus more loose tongued than usual ]

I slept with a guy and he decided to join the priesthood right after, does that count for anything?

[stripartist]

[SO OFFENDED]

No. Was this that ex you've mentioned, the religious one?

[fiddlestick]

Yeah.

The religious stuff was weird sometimes, but he was hot.

[stripartist]

What was his name again?

[Time to see if he knows this asshole.]

[fiddlestick]

Gaius?

[Surely there's only one artist named Gaius in the world!!!]

[stripartist]

...Worzel or Killinger?

[fiddlestick]

Heey you do know him! First one.

[stripartist]

I do know him. We had a few classes together, and if it is any consolation he had been considering the priesthood for as long as I knew him.

That being said, I still want to shove him off Mount Fuji for that.

[fiddlestick]

What?

Oh no, don't do that. Murder is not always the answer! [CALM YOURSELF FOX] He's a good guy, really! It just turns out sex isn't a cure-all for relationships, that's all!

[stripartist]

I know it isn't, but still.

[Hmph.]

[fiddlestick]

It's fine, really. But I'm touched you care so much!

So, uh, are you still a fox?

[stripartist]

Oh, yes. Nothing has changed, though I did also realize I am considerably more flexible now as well.

[fiddlestick]

More flexible huh?

Haha, well that's kinda hot.

[fionnuisce]

well aware i have no leg to stand on in saying this but:

my condolences

[fiddlestick]

Thanks Prof.

It's fine I've slept with my boyfriend I have now and he hadn't sought out Jesus yet so it was probably a him-thing.

[Thanks Elliot for that info]

[fionnuisce]

yeah probably

[with how tonight's going, is he really gonna bat an eye at that]

the odds of that happening twice by coincidence are astronomical so you're probably fine

[fiddlestick]

I hope so my self-esteem is fragile enough.

What about you. Would you do what Yusuke's asking about?

[fionnuisce]

oh, sure

but my first crush was technically a demigod so i might not be the best metric for common sense on this one

[fiddlestick]

Holy crap.

[Elliot IMMEDIATELY perks because holy shit gossip!! GOSSIP!!]

What happened there?

[fionnuisce]

long story. very, very long. lot of shit about magical rituals and contracts, a lot of really stupid decisions, and a dumb teenager contracted to an ancient celtic knight.

never actually ASKED if he was a demigod and the stories aren't all that clear, but the distinction doesn't matter much.

[fiddlestick]

Oh, okay. Well if it's a long story I won't make you retell all of it but:

Did you kiss?

[fionnuisce]

no, because i was nineteen and possessed of a severe inferiority complex

hell, i didn't even admit to anything

[fiddlestick]

Awwwwww. I mean, I get it. I had trouble with that stuff too when I was a teen. But....

Well, chin up! Maybe someday you'll get another chance to hook up with a demigod!

[fionnuisce]

highly, HIGHLY unlikely, but if hell freezes over and diarmuid ua duibhne of all people trips through a spirit gate i'll be sure to keep that in mind.

[fiddlestick]

Hey, you never know! If my boyfriend and I can find each other in two different lifetimes, there's totally a chance!

And if- [A pause because how the FRICK do you say that name he's too high for this] - if Diamond doesn't show up, there's other demigods out there! Probably!