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[robopriest]

WHO: Hansa Cervantes and...YOU!
WHERE: the world wide webs
WHEN: Following the library portal opening!
WHAT: Let's talk cool facts!
WARNINGS: H for Hansa being Hansa

for anyone who decided to check out the records in that library that just popped up, i have one question. what's the wildest thing you've learned about your "past life", if you've checked your name out?

i'll start. my past life had a holy hand grenade launcher in his robot arm. very monty python. 🦾 your turn!

(and if you're an otherworlder or whatever, just tell me a cool fact, i need some extra material for sermons :P)

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[robopriest]

[Now he's actually smirking.]

Yes, of course. That much is obvious.

[fionnuisce]

...What? Why are you looking at me like that?

[asked in complete earnest, because he might be stupid about this specific topic]

[robopriest]

...You can admit that he's more than just some guy who saved your life a few times, you know. No harm to it.

[fionnuisce]

I don't see how that matters much here. He was my friend and my knight--that much should be obvious.

[robopriest]

[hansa: is that what they call boyfriends now]

Ah. Well. All I have to say is that when you say it like that, it does sound like something like out of a fairytale. Your knight in shining armor...

[fionnuisce]

[yes]

Well, Servants are essentially from tales like that, so I can't say you're far off.

[Shrugging, Waver took his sunglasses from his pocket and slipped them back on. Whether that was out of habit or because he knew he was turning a light shade of red was up in the air.]

[robopriest]

[Now that's a cute flush in the cheeks. Hansa's grin grows wider.]

He swept you off your feet, huh.

[fionnuisce]

E-excuse me?

[robopriest]

[OFFERS NOTHING BUT A PLEASED GRIN LIKE ^_^]

[fionnuisce]

I-...I-I don't know what gave you that mad idea, Cervantes, but it's utterly absurd. It's not as though I'm stupid enough to fall for any man who happens to be nice to me.

[two isn't a lot of nickels, but]

[robopriest]

You can call me Hansa, you know. Cervantes just makes me think of my father.

[And a huff at that.]

You're not stupid. The way you describe him, if I were in your shoes, I probably would have fallen for him.

[fionnuisce]

I am absolutely not having this conversation. Not with you, not with anyone, not ever. I've already said far more than I ever wanted to as it is.

[robopriest]

[And a little laugh.]

Alright, alright. I won't press more, honest. I really do appreciate everything you've told me.

You're someone who has been through much. I'm glad you continue to do what you do.

[fionnuisce]

[Sighing, he adjusted his glasses in much the way of someone restless who was desperately looking for something to do with his hands.]

...This was careless of me. I've said far more than I ever should have.

[robopriest]

[He reaches over to flick Waver in the forehead. Lightly.]

You really need to stop putting yourself down.

[fionnuisce]

Ow, what the hell?

[YOU ASSAULT MIETTE????]

I did no such thing!

[robopriest]

"That was careless of me." "I've said far too much".

[Yes, he's mimicking his voice.]

You said the right amount. It's good for you. Don't beat yourself up over it.

[fionnuisce]

...I don't sound like that.

[nice cartoon character accent hansa]

[robopriest]

You do.

[:3c]

[fionnuisce]

I most certainly do not.

[children, behave]

[robopriest]

Most certainly dooooo.

[fionnuisce]

Stop that, you’re as obnoxious as half my class.

[robopriest]

But you like it, don't you? Or at least, you're used to it.

[fionnuisce]

I’m used to a lot of things that irritate me. That hardly means I seek such things out.

[so, yes]

[robopriest]

Haha. True! Maybe you're a magnet for it, instead.