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[robopriest]

WHO: Hansa Cervantes and...YOU!
WHERE: the world wide webs
WHEN: Following the library portal opening!
WHAT: Let's talk cool facts!
WARNINGS: H for Hansa being Hansa

for anyone who decided to check out the records in that library that just popped up, i have one question. what's the wildest thing you've learned about your "past life", if you've checked your name out?

i'll start. my past life had a holy hand grenade launcher in his robot arm. very monty python. 🦾 your turn!

(and if you're an otherworlder or whatever, just tell me a cool fact, i need some extra material for sermons :P)

Comments

[schrodingersghost]

Good to know someone's finding the past life stuff entertaining.

[robopriest]

Well, not all of it is nice. There's some pretty harrowing stuff. But we all have to look at the bright side of things.

Besides, that's a different life, right? What they did isn't what you did.

[schrodingersghost]

That I'm not so sure about.

[Danny was having trouble putting words to how he felt about it all. It wasn't like he thought that he was fated to follow his past self's life or anything. But... it also felt like the Accident was impacting his life now as well. Like there was something inevitable about it all. The same powers, the same abilities.

If he had to make the same decisions now, would he really choose differently?]

Glass half full, huh. [Danny thinks. Most of what he'd learned about his past life had been mostly notable by its weirdness. More of it was very concerning out of context. But there were some....]

I found out that one of my recurring villains was obsessed with boxes. And bubble wrap. Specifically with using them as weapons to take over the world.

[He wasn't really ready to address the weirdness of having recurring villains. ]

[robopriest]

Recurring villains.

[Yeah, he notes that choice of words.]

Someone sounds like they were being a cheapskate. Could have splurged on the lasers or something for massive world domination.

text; un: Astral

[bxbxbxbx]

She went venturing into the stomach of a giant sea monster that she had just helped kill because she was being paid to go retrieve some good luck charm that was on a ship it had eaten. Had to basically pry it out of the claws of a minivan-sized hermit crab that was somehow living in there. [It's one of the most-batshit things—and also probably the least-awful thing—that Kat had seen when she was reading her record.]

[robopriest]

that takes some guts. very jonah and the whale except with a free crab

how did she even manage to get out?

[bxbxbxbx]

Went back up the way she came and got back onto the ship that took her out there in the first place.

[robopriest]

and the sea monster just let her do this?

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

what in the literal name of god are they doing over in the holy church

no wonder the association can’t stand them, fate forbid any of us use guns and shit or suddenly we’re the odd ones out

[robopriest]

who knows! but i also think i might have been an odd one out

[fionnuisce]

Hard to say. I don’t know enough about them to know how common grenade launcher prosthetics might be. I just know they’re dangerous.

[robopriest]

they sound fun though

i think this one was full of holy water too

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[fiddlestick]

Pretty sure a guy I bought weed from in this life is a mech-pilot terrorist in my past life.

[robopriest]

now thats a downgrade. or an upgrade? maybe if we didn't have the terrorist part. thats concerning

[fiddlestick]

Yeah I'm not sure how to feel about that part at all. It raises a few questions about him, at least.

[robopriest]

how does he feel about this i wonder

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[kokaiwanai]

Do you want me to start with the part where past me got effectively mind-controlled by a vampire or should I just start dropping tidbits from the fifty day journey to punch said vampire in the face with no context

[robopriest]

no tell me everything these are juicy details. a vampire you say? my past life fought some kind of vampire too? i think his name was like. clown or something

voice | un: lastlullaby

[end_singer]

If I'm understanding your meaning as wanting peculiar but interesting facts... Hm... Perhaps that I am one of several beings who recall the first sunrise would suffice?

[robopriest]

that is pretty interesting.

what was the first sunrise like

[end_singer]

Brighter than I cared for, but a fitting symbol for the coming age, at least in appearance if not make.

[robopriest]

a sign of the times, huh

what do you like better, then? day or night?

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[uncagedbird]

Um...

According to the records, I was raised as a princess after the real one passed away, simply because I looked like her.

[There are some other things, too, but she keeps them to herself for now.]

While I have reason to believe it may be true, the notion of 'past lives' has heavy implications for our current lives as well as our friends from other worlds.

[robopriest]

now that's a weight of a secret to carry. like a doppelganger...

yes it does, given the fact that we're all gaining things we never had before. also finding out our past lives are connected with the otherworlders...its staggering to think about

[uncagedbird]

Apparently I didn't find out until I was a teenager. I can't imagine dealing with that kind of thing being younger than I am right now.

That's my concern. If our past lives are gone, and the otherworlders are also from those lives, then... should they not be 'reincarnated' as well? What could be causing all of this?

I have a very bad feeling about it all...