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[robopriest]

WHO: Hansa Cervantes and...YOU!
WHERE: the world wide webs
WHEN: Following the library portal opening!
WHAT: Let's talk cool facts!
WARNINGS: H for Hansa being Hansa

for anyone who decided to check out the records in that library that just popped up, i have one question. what's the wildest thing you've learned about your "past life", if you've checked your name out?

i'll start. my past life had a holy hand grenade launcher in his robot arm. very monty python. 🦾 your turn!

(and if you're an otherworlder or whatever, just tell me a cool fact, i need some extra material for sermons :P)

Comments

[robopriest]

Most certainly dooooo.

[fionnuisce]

Stop that, you’re as obnoxious as half my class.

[robopriest]

But you like it, don't you? Or at least, you're used to it.

[fionnuisce]

I’m used to a lot of things that irritate me. That hardly means I seek such things out.

[so, yes]

[robopriest]

Haha. True! Maybe you're a magnet for it, instead.

[fionnuisce]

I'm also a magnet for a lot of things. Trouble, irritation, and mortal danger among them.

[robopriest]

Mortal danger? Is this like a daily thing? Weekly thing?

[fionnuisce]

It varies. No one's sent an assassin after me in a good while, at least.

[THIS IS NOT SOMETHING YOU DISCUSS LIKE IT'S THE WEATHER, WAVER]

[robopriest]

A good while.

[fionnuisce]

I think...a couple years or so? I talked the last one someone hired out of shooting me, so I guess that discouraged anyone else from getting the bright idea to try.

Occupational hazard, either way. It's not unexpected.

[robopriest]

How is getting assassination attempts an "occupational hazard"? Waver.

[fionnuisce]

[A shrug.]

I'm a Lord of the Clock Tower, affiliated with a noble house, and one who prides himself on being very disliked by very powerful aristocrats. Any of those can theoretically paint a target on my back, and all three in tandem is begging for trouble.

[robopriest]

That's not normal, still. I get the circumstances, but you shouldn't be used to that.

[That's BAD, man.]

[fionnuisce]

'Normal' doesn't really apply to us like it does to ordinary people. It's troublesome, but that's just sort of how it is.

[it's not great!]