UN: ZW🌹 | Video

[wilder]

WHO: Zelos Wilder
WHERE: Network
WHEN: 8/15
WHAT: Moghome
WARNINGS: None!

[Zelos video feed will show him at first in selfie mode. He's got that look so someone that's trying to look like he's just in his casual PJs but has definitely doled himself up for the camera]

Soooo I know it's been a crazy month thanks to someone making a portal, but I looked out my window this morning and-

[he'll turn the camera to point out the window and show an landmass floating above the state park in the distance]

What the hell is that?

[Sure enough, there is now a floating island floating above Kami State park thanks to a world regain! It is full of moogle and puffy trees]

Comments

[crystallinememories]

[What the hell indeed.]

I've no idea, but when I brought it up to my advisor he acted like it's always been there.

[Which is... concerning.]

[wilder]

Seriously?

No way, that thing sure wasn't there yesterday!

[fionnuisce]

[Deadpan:] Looks like an island.

[thanks, professor]

Is it possible it came through another of those portals last night?

[wilder]

Yeah but those things are usually in water, not the air.

I mean, it's possible, I guess. Some really big portal?

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[thaumewturge]

....I have a very important question. Those flying creatures I'm seeing--do they have pompoms on their heads?

video | un: fashonti

[wilder]

[A pause, because with his angel vision, Zelos can make out that there are some white creatures moving around the island. But he is also very far away in an apartment, so being able to notice that might be seen as weird.

So. He's going to bluff]

Huh? What flying creatures?

video; un: Litania

[chatterboxing]

Sooooo we've gone from dinosaur bullshit to weird floating island. Huh. [Lita's feeling more curious about it than she is surprised or anything else.]

[wilder]

Uh yep! You summed up our predicament, my dear!

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[thavnairian]

The fucking moogle mountain? Come on!

[He's personally offended, of course.]

Thavnair still exists! It's rebuilding fine! Give me a taste of home, not the cute rats from dragon central!

[thaumewturge]

[Head in hands.]

I was so hoping it wasn't Moghome. But it is, isn't it?

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[wilder]

Whoa, so you know what it is Amal?

un: bowfaire | voice

[goldenherd]

Oh, so we can all acknowledge the flying mountain that appeared this morning, but pegasi aren't supposed to be real? Yeah, okay.

[ Sure, it's not like he thought he was getting a grip on the taxonomy of what was and was not magic here or anything. ]

Anyway, I can probably get up there on wyvernback, if we need more people to go. [ There's a rumbling growl from somewhere nearby. ] Iiiiii'm just a little worried Aysun is going to try to eat the little flying things people have mentioned. Moogles, right? They look kind of, uh, bite-sized, to her.

[wilder]

Hmmm...yep! Seems that way. Sucks for the pegasi but what can you do.

[That is a sound of a man who has long given up trying to think too hard on how this weird shit works]

Oh yeah? There's another guy with a dragon on the network too, maybe you two can go together! [Zelos stop pushing work on other people] But...yeah, that might be a problem. Is it possible to feed them before you fly up there? Would that work?

UN: Rose

[nefilim]

Huh.

Well, I can go take a look. Shouldn't be any worse than what the fuck has been going on...

[wilder]

Yeah?

Well, careful if you do. According to Rhel, there might be a bunch of lazy spoiled assholes living on the thing.

[Says the guy that's both too lazy to go up there and is also quite spoiled]

video: UN: trienemybest

[droptheious]

[Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou.]

Well, gee, Zelos, that looks like a floating island.

[wilder]

Yeah, it sure does!

So think it's connected to your portal?

Video; un: Opera_Ghost

[not_a_possum]

I don't know what that thing is, but honestly, at this point? I'm not surprised.

There's a floating island now. Why not?

[wilder]

Haha...I guess that's one way to look at it!

Weird shit happens all the time, what's one more thing really?

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[print]

Fascinating, isn't it?

[wilder]

I guess. But also kinda freaky that random parts of land are showing up now. What's next?

Text; un: Koromaru

[whatsamada]

You think we'll be able to get on it?

[wilder]

Maybe if you have a way to fly up there.

video | un: deadpeopletea

[four_quarts]

[Ghaleon looks at the message, upward towards the island, and back to the camera, looking and sounding only mildly bemused.]

...Oh. I suppose that sort of thing was such a normal sight in my younger years that it didn't register as odd until you pointed it out.

[wilder]

It's not odd for you to have a floating landmass appear out of nowhere?

video; un: pirateking

[couldntsaveone]

A floating island??

Sign him up!! This is right up his alley!!

What is that, you ask?

AN ADVENTURE!!

SO YOU GUYS DO HAVE ISLANDS!!

No one should tell this sweet summer child about islands. He needs to go explore it now!

[wilder]

[Wow. This guy is so loud]

Uh, yeah? Islands are a normal thing? Most of them don't float though.