UN: ZW🌹 | Video

[wilder]

WHO: Zelos Wilder
WHERE: Network
WHEN: 8/15
WHAT: Moghome
WARNINGS: None!

[Zelos video feed will show him at first in selfie mode. He's got that look so someone that's trying to look like he's just in his casual PJs but has definitely doled himself up for the camera]

Soooo I know it's been a crazy month thanks to someone making a portal, but I looked out my window this morning and-

[he'll turn the camera to point out the window and show an landmass floating above the state park in the distance]

What the hell is that?

[Sure enough, there is now a floating island floating above Kami State park thanks to a world regain! It is full of moogle and puffy trees]

Comments

[fionnuisce]

[pressing a hand to his head in the universal signal for ‘why is this my life’]

Regardless. It might not be entirely safe to go alone, for all we know.

[crystallinememories]

Possibly, but unless someone else is willing to fly up too there's not much to be done for it.

[Especially since the one person with a chocobo seems to want nothing to do with it.

[fionnuisce]

True enough. I can’t exactly sprout wings, and I doubt your dragon can carry two.

[crystallinememories]

I don't think so, and I'm not particularly keen to test it.

[fionnuisce]

…then again, by the sound of things maybe it’s better left alone for now.

[he doesn’t know why you people are terrified of whatever a moogle is and he’s not sure wants to find out]

[crystallinememories]

[oh he should probably look at what other people are saying shouldn't he--]

I-- admittedly, I don't remember much at all about moogles other than knowing the name, but I don't think they're that bad...?

[someone correct him before he gets himself saddled in chores.]

[thaumewturge]

Raha, love, do not go near Moghome.

[Ignore the "love" there is SAVING THE REDHEAD TO DO]

[crystallinememories]

[??? oh he is not ignoring that but also there are other things. also. he doesn't know what to do with that so kind of ignoring it??]

Why not?

[thaumewturge]

Because the moogles from Moghome--what is now currently floating above us--are lazy arseholes who would take one look at you and shove every chore they have and some they don't on you.

[crystallinememories]

...Ah.

[ok that is honestly the most believable threat he thinks a moogle could pose.]

[thaumewturge]

They are the worst sort of moogle. Most of them are just mail carriers.

[crystallinememories]

And now they're just... here.

[do they carry mail here now???]

[thaumewturge]

At least the ones of Moghome are, yes.

[A beat.]

I had the same reaction when the Gold Saucer showed up in the middle of the city.

[crystallinememories]

Do you think it has to do with you being here?

[If they're both from her world....]

Though it doesn't really explain why most people don't seem to notice they're new.

[thaumewturge]

Trust me, if I or anyone else from Eorzea had a say in the matter, we would have asked for any other tribe of moogles.

[Honestly.]

As for that...honestly I suspect the people not on the app here are just blessed--or cursed--with a wonderful blindness.

[crystallinememories]

But that raises all sorts of metaphysical questions...!!

[Why does the app make people notice these things? How are they getting here in the first place???? Oh he's becoming more and more convinced that he's just been displaced from their world or something...]

[thaumewturge]

It does, but none of us here have the time or resources to look further into it.

[Oh Raha.]

Trust me, I wish we did. I have so many questions and not nearly enough answers.

[crystallinememories]

Maybe after the dinosaurs are gone...

[There is ALWAYS time for research.]

[wilder]

[Zelos could 100% help out with this and volunteer himself. Will he?]

I don't know. The Blue Enchantress sure is acting like those moogle guys are nothing but a pain. Might be better to steer clear and borrow trouble.

[No. Of course he won't]

[crystallinememories]

[z e l o s]

We're going to have to deal with them eventually, I'm sure.

[wilder]

Yeah, but that's a problem for future us!

[crystallinememories]

Future us is still us.

[wilder]

I mean, I guess that's true.

[Yes Zelos]

I dunno, you're the one with the dragon! If you wanna fly up there and deal with them now, knock yourself out!