UN: ZW🌹 | Video

[wilder]

WHO: Zelos Wilder
WHERE: Network
WHEN: 8/15
WHAT: Moghome
WARNINGS: None!

[Zelos video feed will show him at first in selfie mode. He's got that look so someone that's trying to look like he's just in his casual PJs but has definitely doled himself up for the camera]

Soooo I know it's been a crazy month thanks to someone making a portal, but I looked out my window this morning and-

[he'll turn the camera to point out the window and show an landmass floating above the state park in the distance]

What the hell is that?

[Sure enough, there is now a floating island floating above Kami State park thanks to a world regain! It is full of moogle and puffy trees]

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[crystallinememories]

[What the hell indeed.]

I've no idea, but when I brought it up to my advisor he acted like it's always been there.

[Which is... concerning.]

[wilder]

Seriously?

No way, that thing sure wasn't there yesterday!

[fionnuisce]

[Deadpan:] Looks like an island.

[thanks, professor]

Is it possible it came through another of those portals last night?

[wilder]

Yeah but those things are usually in water, not the air.

I mean, it's possible, I guess. Some really big portal?

[crystallinememories]

I am aware. And he's definitely not magically inclined so it's not as if it was invisible up until now.

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[thaumewturge]

....I have a very important question. Those flying creatures I'm seeing--do they have pompoms on their heads?

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[chatterboxing]

Sooooo we've gone from dinosaur bullshit to weird floating island. Huh. [Lita's feeling more curious about it than she is surprised or anything else.]

[wilder]

Is that so? He's a normal guy who just thinks floating islands are now perfectly normal?

Well isn't that unsettling!

[fionnuisce]

Correct, however as long as it’s floating and not falling, the exact mechanics of how it’s staying airborne concern me less than how it got there or what it nay have brought along.

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[wilder]

[A pause, because with his angel vision, Zelos can make out that there are some white creatures moving around the island. But he is also very far away in an apartment, so being able to notice that might be seen as weird.

So. He's going to bluff]

Huh? What flying creatures?

[wilder]

Uh yep! You summed up our predicament, my dear!

[crystallinememories]

Yes, it is.

Has anything like this happened before, do you know?

[wilder]

That's a good point.

Damn, it better not be more dinosaurs! I'm getting sick of those assholes!

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[thavnairian]

The fucking moogle mountain? Come on!

[He's personally offended, of course.]

Thavnair still exists! It's rebuilding fine! Give me a taste of home, not the cute rats from dragon central!

[thaumewturge]

The ones around the landmass? You may have to stick your head out and use the telescope on your phone to see them better. I did and I simply want to make sure I'm not wrong about what, exactly, that place is.

[wilder]

Well...

[He pauses]

Oh yeah! That Gold Saucer place. Everyone kept acting like it's been around for ages when I know that's not the case.

[fionnuisce]

Likewise, that’s the last thing I want to deal with. But hopefully it’s not somehow worse than that.

I don’t suppose anyone here can fly? Getting up there to investigate won’t be easy otherwise.

[wilder]

Oh?

Wait, do you possibly know what it is?

[thaumewturge]

I might. And I hope to the gods I'm wrong.

[thaumewturge]

[Head in hands.]

I was so hoping it wasn't Moghome. But it is, isn't it?

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[crystallinememories]

I, uh, somehow acquired a dragon. I can fly up there and take a look.

[he has no idea how appropriate that is.]

[crystallinememories]

[.....huh.]

I don't suppose when know anything about that, either, do we?

[wilder]

[^^^^ this lazy asshole right here can fly. Will he admit it? No.]

Hey, sounds like that guy who just responded has a way!

[fionnuisce]

You just acquired a Phantasmal Beast-?

No, right, different world standards. Why the hell not.

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[wilder]

Whoa, so you know what it is Amal?