UN: ZW🌹 | Video

[wilder]

WHO: Zelos Wilder
WHERE: Network
WHEN: 8/15
WHAT: Moghome
WARNINGS: None!

[Zelos video feed will show him at first in selfie mode. He's got that look so someone that's trying to look like he's just in his casual PJs but has definitely doled himself up for the camera]

Soooo I know it's been a crazy month thanks to someone making a portal, but I looked out my window this morning and-

[he'll turn the camera to point out the window and show an landmass floating above the state park in the distance]

What the hell is that?

[Sure enough, there is now a floating island floating above Kami State park thanks to a world regain! It is full of moogle and puffy trees]

Comments

[thavnairian]

Sounds great until some of them dance in a demonic ritual to summon their ancient god king, but that's all in the past and it was their cousins anyway...

[It is not in the past, judging by his tone.]

Have you met any weird but mostly harmless creatures like that?

[wilder]

Damn dudes. But hey, what group hasn't dabbled in a little demonic ritual here and there?

[Totally normal!!! Even if the idea of lil white fluff balls doing it is much funnier]

Oh sure. There's the Katz and the Gnomelettes who hang around the Temple of Earth back home. I saw one of them eat a whole bottle of spirits once, that was wild.

[thavnairian]

You got me there.

[There is the barest trace of fear in his next question.]

Eat...?

[wilder]

Yep. Eat.

Bottle and all.

[thavnairian]

Holy hells.

[THAT IS TERRIFYING.]

With an appetite like that, our bones are barely appetizers.

[wilder]

Right?

So yeah we basically gave into whatever demands they had.

[FOR SURVIVAL SAKE]