Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: July 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of July. Tonight, for unknown reasons, many people decided it was a great time for a game night. By now, all the games have started, with everyone involved unable to leave their game areas. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their message and comment to it.]




Hugo and Lycaon have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

What the hell did you guys do? The seers were all saying it was going to be a peaceful month for once, and now we got SEVEN spiritual hotzones going. Even worse, they're all barriered so we can't even get intel.

Wait. Make that 8. Apparently Janet's game night just became a hotzone. And they wonder why I never agree to go to workplace hangouts.

Ugh, sound off and tell us what's going on. I was going to have a date night tonight, but looks like I'm working overtime. Everyone, please survive. I get extra paperwork if you don't.



This post is sponsored by the Rainforest Cafe! Swing by and dine in the tropics!

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. The event log can be found here! Characters in the Jumanji games can talk over the network so they can check in with folks- however no one can leave or enter into the established gamezones]

Comments

text: un: ♡☮STAMPEDE

[doubledollar]

GIANT SANDWORM

[ yep thats it thats the text brb he's busy nightmares are happening ]

Text: UN:hotgoss

[bebest]

Is that like a new dance or drink or something? Are you guys doing something with WORMS???

IS THAT WHY I'M MISSING HALF MY STAFF??? WORMS?!!!

UN: hikari-vi | Text

[whiteshroud]

trapped in a wing of meropide, have to play an evil board game
if someone could have a couple cars on standby to transport to hospital
itd be appreciated
🙏

text | un: kissmyash

[switchaxe]

Jun what the FUCK

un: petaltothemetal

[blossominghopes]

... I'll go get my car ready. It'll give me something to do other than pace outside the barrier.

text; un: ginkgo

[lapislazily]

[He knows Jun has a history of underplaying what is going on, so safe to say Grandpa is Concerned.]

... I will be there. [He can fly faster than he can drive, which may be a boon in this instance.]

Is there anything I can provide from outside the barrier? ... Medical advice, perhaps?

text; un: eleutheros

[imperfectfifth]

I stepped out for a few hours and now multiple siblings need to go to the hospital???

Is this a prank? Because it's not very funny.

Text | UN: makeitaventi

[venti_late]

[Oh.

Oh no.]

Zhong and I can be there real fast to await transport! I bet Squall will be there, too.

Anything else I can do to help?

text | un: lycaon

[paraselenic]

Jun. I am sure you know this, but please keep any wounds elevated to allow for blood flow.

You are also trapped... My apologies that I'm unable to lend my assistance to you at this time.

text | UN: Thorne

[poisontippedcure]

What a wonderful thing to see after recovering from con crud.

Friends, can you sound off? I want to make sure you’re safe.

un: shineon; text

[onahairtrigger]

Holy shit. I turn around to do prep work for checking out that Terarium place and this happens?

POKEGO members, check in, please.

text | un: chaosraccoon

[actnormal]

I went to get food for Meropide's game night and came back to them all being locked somewhere else.

un: yiling

[conseqweinces]

im fine and aubutus is too we were helping around the shelter

what the FUCK.

text | un: sinnoh

[blessed_bonds]

I'm currently outside any of the barriers, though I'm hoping I can find a weak point. If you see a concentrated blast of light or two, don't worry. That's probably me.

[Arceus, don't just use Judgement on strange barriers--]

text | UN: Flamelord420

[replicannot]

Hey, uh,

Does anybody know if Taco Bell is deadly to rabbits? Google isn’t helping.

text | un: kissmyash

[switchaxe]

now ain't the time Jingle Bells

[Because Christmas Baby.]

Text | UN: HelplesslyWeak

[life_ethereal]

Doing text to speech because.

I'm alive. Doing bad, but I'm alive.

Hospital, though. Need hospital, though.

Sorry, TTS cutting out because loud.

text | un: silhouetto

[threebetrayals]

Who's with you?

UN: Anby | Text

[burgersplease]

This is Black Order Guardian Anby Demara, checking in.

We are currently trapped in the Crystal Tower. A planned game night has turned into a natural disaster genre film. The first floor has been flooded and there's a python loose in the second floor. None of our abilities are working.

Dion, Noa, Jill, and Husk are still alive. I thought I heard Childe, but it's not been confirmed.

Should we fail to make it out alive, I request my savings account be split evenly among Nicole Demara and my siblings Anastasia Fabre and Masa-chan Asaba. My movie collection should go to Belle, my magic insta-pot can go to Asch, and my Big Bang Burger Second Mate VIP badge will go to the sibling who wishes to complete the Big Bang Burger challenge. I ask that burgers be served at my funeral and that I'm cremated.

Anby over and out.

text | un: kissmyash

[switchaxe]

you're not gonna fucking die Demara holy shit

Text | UN: lunae

[heng_like_a_dragon]

[Dan Heng posts a selfie that is... bizarre. First of all, he's in his form as Imbibitor Lunae, so definitely something magical is happening here, and he's running from a tornado. Secondly... are the people in frame with him. Diarmuid is behind him with one singular spear in hand and an angry, tiny phoenix in the middle of hopping up and down on his shoulder. Blackwargreymon is currently only half in frame like a cryptid with a Terapagos being held in his arms. Dan Heng is currently holding a pomsky that's barking its head off ferociously. There's a bear right behind them that's also running from something, and a black cat is riding on top of it yowling.

And he only has one sentence to text with this.]

Sprigatito started the game.

[actnormal]

Dan Heng how did Sprigatito start the game?? Is that Waver?? And Blade?? Where's Jing Yuan???

voice | un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

Can we at least get a list of where the shit is happening? I know Meropide is getting fucked right now, but that's it.

[blossominghopes]

Crystal Tower for sure, as per Anby's check-in. I'll keep an eye out for any other definite places to add to the list.

text; un: X_GoldenSword_X

[orchidingold]

Ok is this whole mess why I can't get into Taco Bell right now, because there's a huge barrier in the way and someone's weird rabbit robot is hitting it with a sword trying to get in.

un: yiling

[conseqweinces]

[Wei Wuxian was very concerned for his friends stuck inside and wished he could fucking break these barriers down.

But also.]

im not getting my doritos locos tacos and spiciest sauce they have am i (╯︵╰,)

text; un: fourseasons

[consonanter]

PYTHON

KRAKEN

MORRIGAN

HELP

[That's it that's the post HELP]

[actnormal]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN KRAKEN????????

text; un: 520blazeit

[goldace]

holdonholdonholdon
no one told me boardgames give FREE FOOD

text, un: greyhunt

[faenthras]

[ aggro ping. ]

excuse me
what??? ace don't tell me you're

[ oh, she is going to kill him. she's gonna kill him and sabo both. ]

text | un; meteoric

[myblacksorrow]

Why do I get the feeling we're going to have to confiscate these?

Do we have enough members outside these barriers to even keep an eye on this...

[switchaxe]

I'm watching Meropide, so's Sparkles.

text, un: mallemok

[mauks]

you know this is the first time ive ever been glad i stayed inside for the evening

good luck out there
dont die! :)

text |un; mockingbird

[myriadeclipse]

You jest, but that could very well happen.

And here I thought the chess scandal would be the worst of the board game atrocities.