Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: July 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of July. Tonight, for unknown reasons, many people decided it was a great time for a game night. By now, all the games have started, with everyone involved unable to leave their game areas. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their message and comment to it.]




Hugo and Lycaon have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

What the hell did you guys do? The seers were all saying it was going to be a peaceful month for once, and now we got SEVEN spiritual hotzones going. Even worse, they're all barriered so we can't even get intel.

Wait. Make that 8. Apparently Janet's game night just became a hotzone. And they wonder why I never agree to go to workplace hangouts.

Ugh, sound off and tell us what's going on. I was going to have a date night tonight, but looks like I'm working overtime. Everyone, please survive. I get extra paperwork if you don't.



This post is sponsored by the Rainforest Cafe! Swing by and dine in the tropics!

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. The event log can be found here! Characters in the Jumanji games can talk over the network so they can check in with folks- however no one can leave or enter into the established gamezones]

Comments

UN: Anby | Text

[burgersplease]

This is Black Order Guardian Anby Demara, checking in.

We are currently trapped in the Crystal Tower. A planned game night has turned into a natural disaster genre film. The first floor has been flooded and there's a python loose in the second floor. None of our abilities are working.

Dion, Noa, Jill, and Husk are still alive. I thought I heard Childe, but it's not been confirmed.

Should we fail to make it out alive, I request my savings account be split evenly among Nicole Demara and my siblings Anastasia Fabre and Masa-chan Asaba. My movie collection should go to Belle, my magic insta-pot can go to Asch, and my Big Bang Burger Second Mate VIP badge will go to the sibling who wishes to complete the Big Bang Burger challenge. I ask that burgers be served at my funeral and that I'm cremated.

Anby over and out.

text | un: kissmyash

[switchaxe]

you're not gonna fucking die Demara holy shit

[burgersplease]

I hope I don't but I want to make preparations just in case.

I wasn't in contact with my siblings the last time I did a will.

[switchaxe]

and if you think we're gonna let you die you're in a for a surprise

also get at my level, I've beaten the Big Bang Burger challenge

[burgersplease]

Do you have a way through the barrier?

[ ! ]

You have? Show me your captain badge.

[blossominghopes]

Please be careful, Anby!

[burgersplease]

Thank you Lia. Please refrain from playing any board games with a drum beat.

[blossominghopes]

Noted. I'm a little busy getting my car ready to transport people to the hospital, but please check in regularly.

[burgersplease]

Will do. 👍

Make sure to keep track of the mileage that you get with doing transport. That way when this is over, you can ask the Order to send you compensation to cover the gas you used.

[Pro tip!!]

Text: UN:bar_cat75

[wiseoldbartender]

Fuck's sake Anby!

We ain't dead, we're not going to die. We're just dealing with bullshit. Don't listen to her, it ain't that bad. We're gonna be fine.

Lapis, I need to to listen real close. This is really important. I need you to go to my chair. I need you to pick up the TV remote.

Is the Golden Girls still down to record on the TV?

[burgersplease]

Golden Girls are available on streaming. You don't need to record them on TV.

[wiseoldbartender]

They're better on the TV! I don't need sixty pie HD or whatever. I just need regular TV.

text | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

what?

yes it's still going to record but should i be worried

[ She's seen people yelling about going to the hospital, she's a little worried!! ]

[wiseoldbartender]

Okay good. This is a good one.

I mean, powers aren't working for shit and the floor we were on is fulla water, this big fucking snake and-

Crocodiles or alligators, I don't remember how you tell the difference.

But none of us are dead yet, so-

un: goldenrose

[twofoldfury]

Anby, the situation is indeed dangerous but should you work together with those with you I doubt it would fatal.

[He doesn't know what's going on at Random Play or Meropide.]

[burgersplease]

Yes, but you never know when death will come, so it's good to be prepared and have arrangements made.

[twofoldfury]

That is true, and this game we're being made to play has many trials for our groups to overcome. You cannot let your guard down, anything could happen. And I do truly admire your prudence in being prepared for any situation.

Re-drafting your will feels a bit... excessive, is all I'm saying.

[!]

Unless... are you being facetious?

text | un: anarchy

[nefilim]

[ Ana is going to have a heart attack at this rate. ]

YOU TOO???

AND DON'T BE DRAMATIC YOU AREN'T DYING

[burgersplease]

Well I hope I don't die.

But being thrown in a dangerous situation reminded me I hadn't updated my will recently.

[nefilim]

you'll be fine

everyone will be fine

we're burning these board games

Text | UN: Malipo

[quit_ur_kiniching]

Nephrite and I are in a Taco Bell near Random Play. We happened to be in the area when the barrier went up.

Both of us are currently protecting the civilians.

I'll make sure Albarea gets this message to execute your will.

[It's really unclear if this is serious or a joke.]

[burgersplease]

Ah, that's lucky. We were going to order pizza but then the floor got flooded.

Under your care, I'm sure they'll be fine.

Thanks Kinich. I appreciate that.

[quit_ur_kiniching]

I guess the pizza will be more therapeutic once the game is won.

We'll make sure of it. You and Belle seem to be friends, so I can provide regular updates as the situation allows.

👍

UN: TITHOES | Video | cw: snake/snake death

[blueeyeswhitedoppelganger]

For the record, we are fine, I'm probably the most disadvantaged here and I still handled things like this when I was-

[Whoops there goes the phone!

...

It's kind of blurry now, but Noa seems to be fighting what looks like a large noodle. All that can be heard of Noa is angry cursing.

And hissing.

Followed by-]

THIS HAD BETTER TASTE FANTASTIC FOR THE WORK IT'S TAKING!

-Action

[burgersplease]

[Oh, the python is attacking.

Anby is going to stop responding to go help her junior colleague out with that! At least she has a sword and know how to use it! Time to go help hack at the python.]