Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

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WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: July 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of July. Tonight, for unknown reasons, many people decided it was a great time for a game night. By now, all the games have started, with everyone involved unable to leave their game areas. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their message and comment to it.]




Hugo and Lycaon have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

What the hell did you guys do? The seers were all saying it was going to be a peaceful month for once, and now we got SEVEN spiritual hotzones going. Even worse, they're all barriered so we can't even get intel.

Wait. Make that 8. Apparently Janet's game night just became a hotzone. And they wonder why I never agree to go to workplace hangouts.

Ugh, sound off and tell us what's going on. I was going to have a date night tonight, but looks like I'm working overtime. Everyone, please survive. I get extra paperwork if you don't.



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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. The event log can be found here! Characters in the Jumanji games can talk over the network so they can check in with folks- however no one can leave or enter into the established gamezones]

Comments

[bebest]

[ Get loved, idiot! Get cherished, moron! ]

Hey, I look AFTER my people! If you need it, you GOT it. I can spare it, I pinkie promise!

[He's clearly taking it super well!! ]

OMG like those gross sea fish with the bling on their heads? Except it's a cut little bunny? That's messed up. Who even thinks to use a little bunny rabbit?

[paraselenic]

[How the heck did he get a boss like this...I'M jealous of you, Lycaon!]

Let me discuss with Master Percy before anything, sir. I'm sure once he gets a better look at it we'll know how much it'll cost to fix.

[Or even have brand new ones for him, who knows.]

In a sense. It's almost as if the 'bling' you mentioned is the entire creature. Mr. Luke noticed it and went to pet it. I shudder to think what would have happened had the creature reacted quicker than I could.

[bebest]

[Zulius is good and kind and loves his staff with everything he has, the cost of this is him being obnoxiously involved in most aspects of their lives. It's a trade off, but it's a nice one! ]

Natch! First we need to make sure you guys get out of there in like, no fewer pieces than you've already all got going on!

Oh YIKES? That could have ended in way most squishy and less replaceable parts being lost. You guys just keep fighting the good fight and stay in TOUCH okay? I worry!

[paraselenic]

[It's a tradeoff he'll absolutely accept. It's not like Lycaon's not a goldmine for Zulius's nose for gossip.]

I won't let you down, sir. I'll text you once we're all safe.

And please do try to talk me out of attending any future board game nights should I need it.

[bebest]

[ He provides so much tea, and Zulius loves him for that! ]

I have total faith in you, Babe! You got this!!

Can do! I can find WAY more chic ways to use up your social calendar.

[paraselenic]

[And it's only going to increase!]

My social calendar is... [Work, mostly!]

[Ruh roh, I think we're in trouble, Scoob.]

[bebest]

[Oh. Buddy. ]

Okay so what I'm hearing here is that you need one full stop. Okay, I can TOTES do that. I can make you such a faboo social calendar. Everyone who's anyone will wanna be part of it!

[paraselenic]

[RUH ROH.]

If I may ask...what sort of

faboos

do you schedule, Sir?

[bebest]

[Luckily, Zulius is used to having to translate himself. ]

Faboo means FABULOUS, Babe! I will make your social calendar FABulous!

We're talking parties, we're talking fancy get together with expensive cheeses and wine, because you're CLASSY.

[paraselenic]

[He smiles a little. He really does seem like the shut-in type, huh? (You kind of are Lycaon) He DOES like cheese, though.]

I see. I would not be opposed to some social interaction. It is entirely possible Hugo will show up, but we have talked things out a small amount. It shouldn't be a problem.

[See: At least they don't want to kill each other. It's complicated. Sorry Zulius he just had to say the H word.]

[bebest]

[ Zulius knows the type- he's dating that type. He can smell them from a mile away. ]

Oh?!!! You've talked?? DO tell! Hoe did it GO? I NEED to know.

[ Yes they are in the middle of a disaster right now but the TEA!!! ]

[paraselenic]

[Oh now he's REALLY in trouble. He can't mysterious his way out of that after work get together!]

We are...amicable. I was wrong about him on something important and have apologized. And we left it at that. It does not make him any less infuriating in other ways, however.

[There was a lot of shouting. And it was all thanks to one pickle burger, too.]

[bebest]

[ He cannot mysterious his way out of this at all. ]

Amicable is a step up! But hey, that's GOOD! I mean, I get it is SO hard to swallow your pride sometimes, right?

[Zulius would honestly rather die than swallow his pride about anything. ]

Hah, that's how you KNOW you got something tho!! When they still drive you crazy!

[ Yes he will remain running the romance narrative in his head forever. ]

[paraselenic]

[And you are SO real for that--

Lycaon's eyes trailed down the forum post where he was fighting for his life over his babygirl status.]

I do wonder how far I could throw a man into a lake, sometimes.

[Play the long game, Zulius, this is like enrichment for him.]