UN Zodiac | April Showers Bring...

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WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The winds of March die down as we step into April, leaving a pleasant spring evening. The spirit vein's colors change to shades of orange and and yellow to represent the earth element. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]


Wei Wuxian has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Kohga, G'raha, Choso, and Ruby have left the app.

[The post then continues on.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy April everyone! We at Zodiac would like to thank everyone for assisting us with the Fae. According to our reports, the Fae Court have finally moved on and will hopefully be gone for the forseeable future. Unfortunately, we still haven't found a good countermeasure for Fae curses, so if you were unfortunate to be cursed by them during their visit, we offer our condolence but also want to tell you that it'll be okay! Lots of people have been cursed by the Fae and have gone on to lead lives.

However, we understand at Zodiac that this year has been quite a lot for many folks. So we're happy to say we're currently in talks with a business partner about a vacation trip for everyone! We can't release the details yet as some things be finalized, but look forward for a chance for your own spring break and chance to get away from it all! 😎

That's all for now! We'll leave you off with our icebreaker question.




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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

OOC Note: If you haven't responded to AC, you still have until 11:59am EST today to do so! Once you do, you'll be removed from this post. ]

Comments

[drewthetower]

I was just thinking of the view

I don't think I have the stamina for climbing anything like that tbh

[whiteshroud]

Yeah, but you know how you get more stamina? By training!

Everyone knows the best view is at the summit anyway.

[drewthetower]

yeah but I can fly

[August this is why you ate so much shit to Jun last month.]

[whiteshroud]

.... You didn't learn a single thing from our battle last month, huh.

[drewthetower]

I learned your watery magical girl powers kickass?

[whiteshroud]

I meant by how quickly I beat you.

All my other opponents landed at least a couple hits on me.

[drewthetower]

you were fighting XIAO

video; un: midnightfishing

[illucesco]

[While still catching his breath from his terrible laughing fit:]

Look at it this way. At least this doesn’t happen every time you get wet.

[whiteshroud]

Yes, the Conqueror of Demons, that was one of them.

But don't you think you should be a bit more prepared in case someone like him tries to conquer your demon ass?

text: un: darkSlayer

[kowase]

Irregardless of current lives or past lives or whatever lies in between, you still have the blood of a demon of hell. Being unable to hold your own in a fight is unthinkable.

I will train you myself.

[drewthetower]

Jun

Jun please tell me you know how that sounds

[drewthetower]

dude Jun is a powerhouse

me losing to him isn't that big a deal!

[Except kinda is because he does not train. At all.]

[kowase]

And Zhongli is a god, and yet I still managed to land a few blows on him before inevitably being overpowered. Your argument is as weak as your throwing arm.

Choose a day when you are the least busy, we will start with one two-hour session a week and go from there as you improve.

[whiteshroud]

I was holding back August.

By a lot.

[kowase]

Your honesty is appreciated.
I will see this fixed eventually.

Not to worry.

[whiteshroud]

φ(*￣0￣)

How does what sound? I'm just a good Christian youth, August.

What does it sound like?

[He asks, knowing full well Vergil is watching this thread]

[centralfiction]

I'm a fucking tiny dog, no I'm not alright!

[whiteshroud]

Thank you.

I don't expect him to become as strong a fighter as you, that's not really his nature. But he's my best friend so I'd like to be sure he'll be alright if a strong threat does arrive.

[centralfiction]

[He hates every single one of you equally and fully.]

Yeah, keep fucking laughing and I'll throw a bucket of water on you next time I see you asshole!

[drewthetower]

[In response August just posts a screencap of his calendar for the week.

The only day that doesn't have anything marked down is Saturday. Every other day is either "Cygnus work", "tailoring", "thing we don't talk about (FC)", or "errands" for most of the day.]

yeah uh about that

if I don't take Saturdays off my boyfriend will kick my ass

and so will my aunts + mom

so

[drewthetower]

and?

[kowase]

Ah, I see, you already have us penned in. Good.

I'll see you 'at the thing we don't talk about'.

[drewthetower]

oh no don't even try to play that card you little shit

you know how it sounds

[drewthetower]

I'm an on call healer for that?

[fionnuisce]

I can handle things at the academy. Take an extra day off a week.




Consider that payback.