Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: December 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of December. The Christmas Movies are well underway in their production, and the holiday spirit is everywhere in the air. The masquerade ball is this weekend, so this is your chance to get ready for that. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]



Leon has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Akira has left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Another year and I'm yet again left to do work while everyone else is off on the company Christmas party.

I'm supposed to remind you guys that there's ten days left until Christmas, and that you should probably get on any Secret Santa gifts you got assigned. If it's like the in-office one, you'll probably get cursed if you don't do it. Harold's never been the same after he forgot Pam from Legal's present.

Also don't forget the masquerade this weekend. If you got an outfit, make sure to send us a copy of the receipt and we'll reimburse you for up to $1000. If your outfit costs more than that, well, considering that's bigger than my entire Christmas bonus, I don't know what to tell you.

Oh, and finally accounting wanted to let you guys know that Zodiac is taking no responsibility in any injuries you may get from picking a fight with Santa Claus. I hate that's a sentence I actually had to write, but I guess I can't really be that surprised.

I'm done. Happy Holidays.




This post is sponsored by Hugtopia Knit Goods. This season, get a knitted sweater that'll feel like a warm hug.

[ Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]

Comments

text: un: arise.

[lowestclass]

....Don't fight Santa, guys???

[crisantemo]

it doesn't sound like anyone has won though

santa must be really strong

[lowestclass]

I'm not sure if I'm terrified or comforted by that.

not here until it's funny for him to be

[hoshikiri]

[Well now he's embarrassed.]

text | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

people are fighting santa???

why are people fighting santa????

text, UN: Thorn

[poisontippedcure]

Because they are able to, apparently.

No, I don’t understand it either.

[crisantemo]

"merry christmas here's an ass beating"???

i guess some people like that kind of thing

text | un: shinope

[killerapp]

fighting Santa? really?

text; un: riftdancer

[thavnairian]

i didn't PICK A FIGHT with santa claus

it was my christmas present. that i asked for. POLITELY

and he's an awesome guy so he accepted

text: un: trienemybest

[droptheious]

Did you manage to land a punch this time, Dad?

[thavnairian]

i did! more than one even

it glanced right off his bare skin like it was nothing. he's TOUGH

i've been training real hard all year, but im still no match for him

i told him that he was a worthy guardian for children everywhere and to call me if he ever needs me to take over for a day or two

text; un: eve

[playtag]

[Ah. The myth. The legend.]

[Varian's dad]

Was it worth it?

[thavnairian]

yes

always

un: nope

[centralfiction]

Dude, what kind of fucking idiot wants to fight Santa??

text | un: kissmyash

[switchaxe]

Amal probably. he did it last year. the Order had receipts.

this is a real tag

[centralfiction]

bruh

UN: JOJO | VIDEO

[standless]

How can one call such a wondrous chance at a spar against one's better idoiocy? I could only dream of such an opportunity myself!

[An idiot has been located!]

UN: shroud | text

[whiteshroud]

Santa will be fine. His power far surpasses anyone on this app, including the gods.

text; un: blade

[unreachableside]

... Are you serious?

text | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

thats reassuring

but also what

text; un: adagium

[scourgingstars]

Really, a whole wide world of multiple pantheons with myriad deities and all of you choose to gang up on the one unambiguously benevolent one? That's a bit much even by my standards.

yet again, not here

[hoshikiri]

[The following message was not sent because the sender's boyfriend has confiscated his phone.]

UN: JOJO | VIDEO

[standless]

Regarding masquerade outfits, if there are any willing to tailor a suit for a small bat, namely myself, I would be quite grateful upon this note!

For that matter I've comrades seeking any who can work clothing around tails.

[Specifically, he wants to help Ritsuka out by passing a name or address along there.]

I wonder if the reimbursment cheque offered can include the machinery necessary for smaller pieces...

text

[thewarriorqueen]

First there's magic, vampires, legendary beasts, and who knows what else that was supposedly real all along and most people never noticed. Now people are apparently fighting Santa Claus.

What's next, Valentine's Day turning out to be a front for some sort of evil chocolate-worshiping cult?

un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

We’re giving people chocolates on Valentine’s Day rather than letters now?