kaisoumods: (libra)
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2023-12-14 04:40 pm

Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: December 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of December. The Christmas Movies are well underway in their production, and the holiday spirit is everywhere in the air. The masquerade ball is this weekend, so this is your chance to get ready for that. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]


Leon
Leon has joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Akira
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[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Another year and I'm yet again left to do work while everyone else is off on the company Christmas party.

I'm supposed to remind you guys that there's ten days left until Christmas, and that you should probably get on any Secret Santa gifts you got assigned. If it's like the in-office one, you'll probably get cursed if you don't do it. Harold's never been the same after he forgot Pam from Legal's present.

Also don't forget the masquerade this weekend. If you got an outfit, make sure to send us a copy of the receipt and we'll reimburse you for up to $1000. If your outfit costs more than that, well, considering that's bigger than my entire Christmas bonus, I don't know what to tell you.

Oh, and finally accounting wanted to let you guys know that Zodiac is taking no responsibility in any injuries you may get from picking a fight with Santa Claus. I hate that's a sentence I actually had to write, but I guess I can't really be that surprised.

I'm done. Happy Holidays.




This post is sponsored by Hugtopia Knit Goods. This season, get a knitted sweater that'll feel like a warm hug.


[ Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]
gotbadblood: (You can't sit with us)

[personal profile] gotbadblood 2023-12-15 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
C'mon Lapis, considering what we could be up against in the future, fighting Santa might be a good way to measure our own strength.

[....]

Also I want some answers to why I didn't get that Easy Bake Oven I asked him for when I was a kid.
crisantemo: (justifying the ends)

[personal profile] crisantemo 2023-12-15 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
theres so many other ways to test our strength besides fighting santa

so many ways




velvet are you going to fight santa
Edited 2023-12-15 00:30 (UTC)
gotbadblood: (21)

[personal profile] gotbadblood 2023-12-15 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Thinking about it.
crisantemo: (train your soul)

[personal profile] crisantemo 2023-12-15 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
veeeelvveeeeet (ᗒᗩᗕ)

please dont fight santa

maybe if you ask him for the oven now he'll give you one
gotbadblood: (annoyed)

[personal profile] gotbadblood 2023-12-15 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
I'm the Lord of Calamity. I don't ask, I take.
crisantemo: (i'm not giving up i'm trying)

[personal profile] crisantemo 2023-12-15 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
okay

what if i got the oven and gave it to you, that counts as taking right
gotbadblood: (52)

[personal profile] gotbadblood 2023-12-17 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
I already have a real oven. An adult one.

I'm more interested in settling the score.


[Is she being serious or is she joking it's so hard to tell]
crisantemo: (justifying the ends)

[personal profile] crisantemo 2023-12-17 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
but its still not an easy bake oven

[ ... Vel please give her a sign you're joking. ]

velvet

my friend

who cares about my sanity

please say jk or sike its so hard to tell when youre joking over text (╥﹏╥)
crisantemo: (little heart)

[personal profile] crisantemo 2023-12-28 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)






why must you play with my emotions

but now i can rest easy knowing you don't plan to 1v1 santa