Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: December 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of December. The Christmas Movies are well underway in their production, and the holiday spirit is everywhere in the air. The masquerade ball is this weekend, so this is your chance to get ready for that. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]



Leon has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Akira has left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Another year and I'm yet again left to do work while everyone else is off on the company Christmas party.

I'm supposed to remind you guys that there's ten days left until Christmas, and that you should probably get on any Secret Santa gifts you got assigned. If it's like the in-office one, you'll probably get cursed if you don't do it. Harold's never been the same after he forgot Pam from Legal's present.

Also don't forget the masquerade this weekend. If you got an outfit, make sure to send us a copy of the receipt and we'll reimburse you for up to $1000. If your outfit costs more than that, well, considering that's bigger than my entire Christmas bonus, I don't know what to tell you.

Oh, and finally accounting wanted to let you guys know that Zodiac is taking no responsibility in any injuries you may get from picking a fight with Santa Claus. I hate that's a sentence I actually had to write, but I guess I can't really be that surprised.

I'm done. Happy Holidays.




This post is sponsored by Hugtopia Knit Goods. This season, get a knitted sweater that'll feel like a warm hug.

[ Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]

Comments

[scourgingstars]

That definitely was not a joke.

[crisantemo]

his knees days are numbered

[lowestclass]

hey wait I need those.

...

it was just a joke ok
just a joke

[crisantemo]

hmmmmmm you don't need them really

but yeah mhm just a joke
so no repeats right

[lowestclass]

no repeats
nope not me one joke and done that's me

and trust me I really do need my knees
they're integral to like
the whole operation...

[crisantemo]

good!

[ He keeps his knees for another day... ]

well
you can just have tank or igris carry you around

[scourgingstars]

He's lucky. I would not be shocked if that was punishable by death nowadays in culinarily civilized countries.

[crisantemo]

well i like him too much to do that, and i didn't want to just take his knees outright

so i wanted to give him a warning first

[scourgingstars]

And it's impractical to merely borrow his knees to return later, of course.

[crisantemo]

true it would be difficult to put them back

but now that the message has been sent, i expect no more crimes against cooking from him