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Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update
WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: December 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!
[We've reached the middle of December. The Christmas Movies are well underway in their production, and the holiday spirit is everywhere in the air. The masquerade ball is this weekend, so this is your chance to get ready for that. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]
Leon has joined the app. Say hi everyone!
Akira has left the app.
[The post then continues on as normal.]
Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.
Another year and I'm yet again left to do work while everyone else is off on the company Christmas party.
I'm supposed to remind you guys that there's ten days left until Christmas, and that you should probably get on any Secret Santa gifts you got assigned. If it's like the in-office one, you'll probably get cursed if you don't do it. Harold's never been the same after he forgot Pam from Legal's present.
Also don't forget the masquerade this weekend. If you got an outfit, make sure to send us a copy of the receipt and we'll reimburse you for up to $1000. If your outfit costs more than that, well, considering that's bigger than my entire Christmas bonus, I don't know what to tell you.
Oh, and finally accounting wanted to let you guys know that Zodiac is taking no responsibility in any injuries you may get from picking a fight with Santa Claus. I hate that's a sentence I actually had to write, but I guess I can't really be that surprised.
I'm done. Happy Holidays.

This post is sponsored by Hugtopia Knit Goods. This season, get a knitted sweater that'll feel like a warm hug.
[ Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: December 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!
[We've reached the middle of December. The Christmas Movies are well underway in their production, and the holiday spirit is everywhere in the air. The masquerade ball is this weekend, so this is your chance to get ready for that. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]
Leon has joined the app. Say hi everyone!
Akira has left the app.
[The post then continues on as normal.]
Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.
Another year and I'm yet again left to do work while everyone else is off on the company Christmas party.
I'm supposed to remind you guys that there's ten days left until Christmas, and that you should probably get on any Secret Santa gifts you got assigned. If it's like the in-office one, you'll probably get cursed if you don't do it. Harold's never been the same after he forgot Pam from Legal's present.
Also don't forget the masquerade this weekend. If you got an outfit, make sure to send us a copy of the receipt and we'll reimburse you for up to $1000. If your outfit costs more than that, well, considering that's bigger than my entire Christmas bonus, I don't know what to tell you.
Oh, and finally accounting wanted to let you guys know that Zodiac is taking no responsibility in any injuries you may get from picking a fight with Santa Claus. I hate that's a sentence I actually had to write, but I guess I can't really be that surprised.
I'm done. Happy Holidays.

This post is sponsored by Hugtopia Knit Goods. This season, get a knitted sweater that'll feel like a warm hug.
[ Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]
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[Heartbreaking...]
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The only reason I'd not challenged myself is because I lack the proper body to make it an enjoyable bout for both combatants- I can't throw a fist without a fist to throw after all!
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[Santa didn't seem to be too upset about these throwdowns from where he was sitting!!! For that matter he absolutely wasted his opponents so-]
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And it's SANTA, he's GONNA KICK ANYONE'S ASS and this Zodiac asshole just said they're not fronting the med bill!
[this is a really roundabout way of saying you care about the good little children of the world, ragnothy.]
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...Are you suggesting that somehow all of these challenges involved coercing Santa into battle? That such a wondrous man would accept such a thing if he felt it would risk such matters? I quite expect that if he thought it something that would risk his duties he'd turn the matter down...
(And just what sorts of spars have you had that you cannot see how it might be a point of fun rather than pain? It may well be a grand source of stress relief!)
[In any case.]
It rather seemed to me that he was quite a good sport about keeping things from growing as dire as to need a hospital, from where I'd watched.