UN: Zodiac | With April Showers...

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WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The Spirit Vein in the sky shifts from greens to oranges and browns as the element dominance shift into the Earth element. With it, the howling winds of March die down and leave mild spring weather. As usual, the blaring alert sound that comes with a new Zodiac post. The alert will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will take over your phone until you read and comment to the message.]


Zhongli, Ryouta, Shio, Rren, and Ei have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Kakyoin, Yuri, Anna, Ryoji, and Hu Tao has left the app.

[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!

Happy April everyone! We just wanted to show our appreciation for all your concerns with our last update. That was sent in error and we assure you all our employees are happy, healthy and alive. If you've notice us being quiet, it's because everyone at Zodiac is hard at work working on something we can't announce just yet! But be sure to check back April 15th, the day after our quarter CEO board meeting, for the exciting announcement!

By the way, we've recently been made aware of a gas leak in the Undertown area. We're currently working to contain the leak. Until further notice, we ask that you stay out of the Undertown area for your own protection.

Finally, we'd like to remind tenents in the Zodiac apartments that should you choose to move, we'd appreciate you contact us with a change of address form so we know where to deliver any mail! So Varian and Fern, if you could please contact us with your change of address, that'd be great. :)

That's all for today! Now let's end off with our ever-popular icebreaker question!



This post has been sponsored by the Chinese diner Aiya! Now through April, you can take on Rainy Day Mega Beef Bowl Challenge on any rainy day! Push yourself to the limits and grow as a person!

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Kakyoin, Yuri, Anna, Ryoji, and Hu Tao will be around the city with no memories of the app.

Should anyone attempt to go to Undertown, they will find the place has been emptied out of its usual crowd and instead it'll be full of mysterious people in black suits that will insist that you shouldn't be down there. Should you attempt to ignore their warnings, they will be willing to use force to remove you from the area. Some will even come equipment with enchanted objects that neutralize any superhuman abilities for a full day should you try to muscle your way through. Attmepts to teleport will also be blocked. Black Order members will find the reaction to you will rise to hostilities MUCH quicker. Good job! You made your presences known!

Many of the former occupants of Undertown can be found holed up in the Void Denny's, should you still require their wares.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. ]

Comments

[drewthetower]

Huh. [. . .] Does this mean you can fly?

[whiteshroud]

No idea. I'm not sure the wings can support my weight.

[drewthetower]

Well if that changes, lemme know.

[He wants to go flying with his bff, okay?]

Now--boyfriend?!

[whiteshroud]

You'll be one of the first to know.

[Besides Mikleo, because can't really help there]

Mm. Ryouta and I had a date on the roof. I even kissed him and he liked it.

[drewthetower]

Holy shit. It's been, what, two weeks since you found him?

[And August is delighted.]

If that?

[whiteshroud]

[He shrugged]

Is that fast? It just felt like something I wanted to do.

[drewthetower]

Dude, it took me nine years to kiss Alexandre, I don't know if it's fast or not. It's just awesome.

[whiteshroud]

...Christ, August.

[THATS SO LONG]

[drewthetower]

Look, when you grow up with a guy--!

[whiteshroud]

Yeah and any children born at the start of your crush were well into elementary school by the time you acted on it.

[drewthetower]

[AND THROWING A PILLOW AT HIM]

Why would you phrase it like that?!

[whiteshroud]

[He'll block it with his arm, snickering]

I was nine when your crush started!

[drewthetower]

No, stop, nope! Not thinking about it like that!

[whiteshroud]

Haha, sorry. I'll stop.

[drewthetower]

You're the worst.

[But he's laughing.]

I'm happy for you, Jun, seriously. You deserve someone who loves you.

[whiteshroud]

[He snorts at that]

Thanks. When I talk to him, it feels like he sees the whole me. Not just a side of me that suits him.

[He's not "White Shroud the seal knight" or "Jun the barista" or "Jun the Krusnik victim" or "Nightroad the brat". With Ryouta, he's just...thoroughly Jun Nightroad, weirdness and all.]

[drewthetower]

Yeah? [The smallest of smiles.] Yeah, that's always a good feeling. Like you could talk about nothing and be happy?

[whiteshroud]

Mm. After we kissed, we just cuddled up and I watched him play a video game.

It was so simple, but I was so happy the whole time.

[drewthetower]

[Oh, Jun is gone.]

Did you guys fall asleep that?

[whiteshroud]

Haha, no. We were on the roof of the apartment complex, so it's not like we could sleep up there.

But he did escort me back to my apartment.

[drewthetower]

Holy shit. Jun, that's gay. That's gay and you have a fucking prince for a boyfriend.

[whiteshroud]

[.... 💧]

I already told you I kissed a guy, August. It was already gay.

Though, he does call me princess.

[drewthetower]

Shut up, it can always be more gay. And does this mean you're a princess magical girl?

[whiteshroud]

Haha, I guess so.

[...]

But if you start calling me Princess too, I will continue making comparisons that reflect how long it took you to make a move with Alexandre.

[drewthetower]

Absolutely the fuck not, I am not stealing your boyfriend's pet name for you.