UN: Zodiac | With April Showers...

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WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The Spirit Vein in the sky shifts from greens to oranges and browns as the element dominance shift into the Earth element. With it, the howling winds of March die down and leave mild spring weather. As usual, the blaring alert sound that comes with a new Zodiac post. The alert will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will take over your phone until you read and comment to the message.]


Zhongli, Ryouta, Shio, Rren, and Ei have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Kakyoin, Yuri, Anna, Ryoji, and Hu Tao has left the app.

[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!

Happy April everyone! We just wanted to show our appreciation for all your concerns with our last update. That was sent in error and we assure you all our employees are happy, healthy and alive. If you've notice us being quiet, it's because everyone at Zodiac is hard at work working on something we can't announce just yet! But be sure to check back April 15th, the day after our quarter CEO board meeting, for the exciting announcement!

By the way, we've recently been made aware of a gas leak in the Undertown area. We're currently working to contain the leak. Until further notice, we ask that you stay out of the Undertown area for your own protection.

Finally, we'd like to remind tenents in the Zodiac apartments that should you choose to move, we'd appreciate you contact us with a change of address form so we know where to deliver any mail! So Varian and Fern, if you could please contact us with your change of address, that'd be great. :)

That's all for today! Now let's end off with our ever-popular icebreaker question!



This post has been sponsored by the Chinese diner Aiya! Now through April, you can take on Rainy Day Mega Beef Bowl Challenge on any rainy day! Push yourself to the limits and grow as a person!

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Kakyoin, Yuri, Anna, Ryoji, and Hu Tao will be around the city with no memories of the app.

Should anyone attempt to go to Undertown, they will find the place has been emptied out of its usual crowd and instead it'll be full of mysterious people in black suits that will insist that you shouldn't be down there. Should you attempt to ignore their warnings, they will be willing to use force to remove you from the area. Some will even come equipment with enchanted objects that neutralize any superhuman abilities for a full day should you try to muscle your way through. Attmepts to teleport will also be blocked. Black Order members will find the reaction to you will rise to hostilities MUCH quicker. Good job! You made your presences known!

Many of the former occupants of Undertown can be found holed up in the Void Denny's, should you still require their wares.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. ]

Comments

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

Probably. If not him, then someone certainly is.

[whiteshroud]

Thought as much.

[Fucking demons]

[fionnuisce]

Sorry. I wish there was something more optimistic I could say, but optimism's gone to hell with the rest of the city by now.

[whiteshroud]

Its alright. When it comes to demons, it's usually better not to be optimistic.

[...]

Our current demon company notwithstanding, of course.

[Nox, August, Moxxie- he knows you're cool.

[fionnuisce]

Demons are one thing, demon capitalists quite another. Even the entire Holy Church would need more firepower to handle this shit.

[whiteshroud]

That's not reassurring. Honestly I rather hope we can solve this with as little church involvement as possible.

[Look he may be a holy knight and that's exactly why he does not trust the church]

[fionnuisce]

If all else fails, I might know somewhere we can find a few anti-demon sacraments. Not nearly enough, but that's all I'm saying.

[whiteshroud]

You mean stuff like holy water?

[fionnuisce]

The Church of my world uses methods a little more direct than holy water.

[Like, you know, throwable consecrated swords.]

I think you might know who to ask if it becomes necessary.

[whiteshroud]

[....]

Are you saying the Father has been stocking up on holy weapons or is there another priest you've been seeing?

[fionnuisce]

'Stocking up', no. More like 'they exist'.

[whiteshroud]

In this world?

[fionnuisce]

Why don't you ask him what Black Keys are sometime.

[JUN THE NETWORK IS CONTROLLED BY DEMONS-]

You might find the answer interesting.

[whiteshroud]

[DON'T @ HIM YOU"RE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE]

Isn't that a rock band?

[A PAUSE]

Professor please tell me you're not planning to blast Christian rock at them. There's fighting demons and then there's becoming a demon yourself.

[fionnuisce]

NIGHTROAD I'M NOT A PRIEST, I'M NOT EVEN RELIGIOUS

AND I HAVE TASTE IN MUSIC, I'M NOT A MONSTER

[whiteshroud]

I know you're not religious!

But you also seem to be a glutton for punishment so who am I to rule out of it being on your playlist?!

[fionnuisce]

this is the most deeply wounding insult anyone has ever said to me in my entire life

[it is not, but it's up there]

[whiteshroud]

Is it because there's a seed of truth?

[fionnuisce]

no it's because i'm crushed anything about me implies i have such shit taste in music

[whiteshroud]

....

You dress like a man who wouldn't listen to any music from this century.

[fionnuisce]

I WEAR A SUIT AND SUNGLASSES LITERALLY WHAT IS NOT 'I AM FROM 2003' ABOUT THIS

[now he's just mad because the rest of the clock tower is ACTUALLY anachronistic horseshit]

[whiteshroud]

It's 2023?

[fionnuisce]

Are you implying an ordinary goddamn suit and/or sunglasses magically stopped being normal in twenty years

because that's stupid

and for the record i listen to normal shit

[ibuki_theater]

i mean its normal if youre secret service or trying to go for that al capone look

but

you look like a guy whod unironically listen to sunglasses at night and thought it was good fashion advice

sorry prof (￣_￣|||)

[fionnuisce]

they belonged to a friend, first of all

second, no

third, i am honestly confused as to what is remotely strange about the way i look