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WHO: Yusuke and the app
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Late New Year's Eve
WHAT: Yusuke's back from meeting up with some college buddies and had a drink or two. I am so, so sorry
WARNINGS: Tipsy Yusuke, discussions of Banging Divinities

[For what it's worth, he doesn't sound any different than usual, except maybe his accent is a bit stronger than it would be otherwise.

If you know Yusuke, though, you can tell the art teacher had a few to drink. That is your only warning before:]

I just returned from seeing some of my old art school friends, and a very interesting conversation happened. It started when one of them got on a rant about how all classical Western art is the product of artists not having enough sex, another one arguing that obviously the classical art would be of very attractive people since they were usually of gods and the like, and that got me to thinking.

[A beat. Two.]

Would you have sex with a god or other divinity of the situation arose? Oh, and thank you Yuri for telling me how to filter this from the children.

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Eorzea's Twelve are largely unknown to me, but I've seen and bested the Four Lords in combat. If they offered, I would not hesitate to accept.

[A long, humming pause. He's gone, dude.]

Seiryu was very handsome.

Seiryū? The Azure Dragon exists in your world?

The Azure Dragoon? Yes, his name is Estinien. He is also quite handsome. I don't believe he would offer, but I'd not deny him either.

But Seiryu does indeed exist in my realm. In my homeland of Othard, in fact.

No, dragon, not dragoon. Seiryū is the name of a dragon spirit in Japan, where I'm from. But he also exists in your world!

Ah, my mistake. In my world he is a dragon too, though he often took the form of a snake slightly less than my height. Before him I fought Suzaku and Byakko. Do they also exist in your home?

[Another pause.]

Are they attractive? They were very... very attractive.

They do, but they're simply a fire bird and a tiger here, never anything else. The three of them and Genbu make up the Four Guardians.

Ah, Genbu was there too. It would seem out worlds have some Gods in common.

... I don't believe he would make the offer to me. I'm convinced he believes I have no experience. I would not say no if he did, but it would be a lie to say I didn't prefer the other three.

Are you at all an artist? Could you draw them sometime?

I am not, alas, but an artist's depiction would pale in comparison to the real thing. They were so, so very... kami, you would need to be there to understand.

[we woo we woo bi disaster alert]

Perhaps you can describe them and I can attempt to draw them? In a day or two, I am not sober enough for that.

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[Oh, Takame.]

Ah, you, too? I must admit, Byakko... surprised me.

[First time Gwayne felt like a bottom in a fight, honestly.]

I lacked expectations going into the encounter with him, but I certainly never expected him to be so...

[Like That.]

Aye, and I certainly didn't expect to... hm, have a certain enjoyment of being tossed around by him.

[Eorzean for, "Yes, Daddy Byakko, please slam dunk me into the ground again. I've been a bad boy."]

[Good thing Takame speaks fluent Eorzean and even more fluent submissive.]

I hadn't taken the role of defender at the time but... he did have quite a powerful grip, didn't he... I could only imagine. [aka "god i wish that were me"]

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[Rhel is also not entirely sober and that is why:]

Do you suppose his incident with Nidhogg left some interesting changes?

[interjected softly as if experiencing a sudden revelation:]

Builder's anvil.

It's a valid question, isn't it?

It is, I...just didn't think about it?

I'll be entirely honest, I only did because of this conversation and now it's haunting me.

[now one of us HAS to rail estinien. for science.]

S'gonna be real tough to look at him with a straight face now.

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[b y t h e k a m i.]

I... never considered that, but you raise a good point. It is possible.

The alchemists at the Great Work were certainly interested in him, and...well, I'm just curious. Isn't as if I could ask him, after all.

... Would the alchemists need to completely strip him down for what they need? I wonder if they would know.

...if only Nidhana were here. She'd tell us in a heartbeat, and likely with details.

I would sacrifice the knowledge if it meant keeping her from being here.

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