Tsunayoshi Sawada (
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kaisou2022-07-31 04:49 pm
Entry tags:
Fire and Furniture
WHO:Tsunayoshi Sawada And Katsuki Bakugou
WHERE: Ikea
WHEN: August
WHAT: Let's go fight a mimic! And maybe bond over mediocre meatballs! And maybe get banned from Ikea!
WARNINGS: Property damage, physical violence and likely some swearing.
[Tsuna is standing off to the side, trying not to be noticed.
He's not entirely sure what he's doing here, for a variety of reasons. He'd seen the request and well, a thousand dollars is a thousand dollars but he also has no idea how to fight a mimic. For all his video game knowledge, it doesn't really transfer over to real life.
But he also can't shake the voice in his head that tells him to just do it. It's a familiar voice, and yet Tsuna is unable to place it. So it just kind of sits and tells him to do things. Things he doesn't want to do and yet ends up doing them anyway. It's annoying.
He looks around. The store should be closing soon.]
WHERE: Ikea
WHEN: August
WHAT: Let's go fight a mimic! And maybe bond over mediocre meatballs! And maybe get banned from Ikea!
WARNINGS: Property damage, physical violence and likely some swearing.
[Tsuna is standing off to the side, trying not to be noticed.
He's not entirely sure what he's doing here, for a variety of reasons. He'd seen the request and well, a thousand dollars is a thousand dollars but he also has no idea how to fight a mimic. For all his video game knowledge, it doesn't really transfer over to real life.
But he also can't shake the voice in his head that tells him to just do it. It's a familiar voice, and yet Tsuna is unable to place it. So it just kind of sits and tells him to do things. Things he doesn't want to do and yet ends up doing them anyway. It's annoying.
He looks around. The store should be closing soon.]

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[Katsuki. You don't know how to do anything like a normal person. Let's be real.]
We gave our names when we signed on. Security probably knows those names. We just explain that shit and if we have to, show ID.
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Right. I guess that makes sense, and hopefully no one gives us any trouble.
So, I guess we start looking, huh?
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[Mostly it's going to be a lot of wandering around in endless Ikea hell. He already knows that. They're in for a long night.]
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[He feels a little silly, going through everything when he's not really shopping. And it's starting to feel a little creepy as the store empties out. It's weird to not have the crowds.]
I didn't see anything in the cabinets over there.
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While Tsuna is checking the cabinets, something has caught his eye. He's crouched down investigating scuff marks on the floor. It could be nothing... he stands up.]
Good idea. It didn't sound like there were signs of a break in. So whoever is doing it either has keys or they're hiding somewhere until the store closes.
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So, we might just have to check the furniture. I can try the next section. There doesn't seem to be anything here.
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[Tsuna had proven he could fight in June's realm. But he hadn't seemed to really understand his own powers. So... Katsuki doesn't want him out of sight when they don't know what kind of people they're dealing with.
So he stays close enough to keep Tsuna in his line of vision as they make their way through the store. The store gets emptier and quieter as they go.
And then lights start shutting off as the store begins closing up for the night. Katsuki turns on the light on his cellphone and keeps pushing on.
And somewhere in the distance something moves. Katsuki pauses to listen.]
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The more light the better.
Tsuna winces at the sound, looking around in the dark and suddenly, very strongly, regretting his choices.]
What was that?
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[Tsuna may be losing confidence, but Katsuki starts moving towards the sound. Pausing to listen for more sounds. Whoever or whatever is out there, it's moving around out there in the dark.
But it doesn't sound like footsteps. It sounds like something dragging. Sliding.]
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Almost peeking out from behind Bakugou's back, he holds up his phone, shining the light around in the hopes that maybe, it was just the sound of the store settling.]
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They make it a good ten feet down the aisle and then, while Katsuki is opening a cabinet to check inside, Tsuna might hear the sliding sound behind them. Katsuki misses it because of the sound of the cabinet clicking open. But if Tsuna turns he may see a wardrobe is now sitting in the middle of the aisle behind them.]
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But catch it he does. It almost doesn't register at first, but then it does and Tsuna gulps. He reaches back and tugs and Bakugou's sleeve]
Umm...
[He says in a quiet voice and points.]
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But he doesn't immediately think the wardrobe itself is the problem. He turns his light left and right, looking for signs of a person around.]
Someone is fucking with us. Oy! You think you're funny? Come out and face me! I'll kick your ass!
[And while he's busy with yelling into the dark store... the wardrobe moves. Just slightly. A wobble. And then... a thin crack spreads across the front, horizontal. It grows wider, splitting open to reveal sharp teeth.
This doesn't go unnoticed and Katsuki jerks Tsuna back by the back of his shirt. Dragging him further from the creature.]
What the hell?? What is that thing??
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It's a monster! No one said anything about a monster!
[He's gonna wake up any moment now. This is just a dream, right?]
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He lets off an explosion as he does, catching the mimic enough that it jerks back. But Katsuki still ends up toppling, cursing.
And while he's scrambling, the mimic turns its attention on Tsuna, advancing on him instead.]
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And in that moment, he regrets. He regrets coming here, regrets choosing this quest, regrets not being more prepared, and most of all, he regrets not being able to help Bakugou. He should have been more help. He can hear the gnashing of the mimic's teeth.
And that seems to be the trigger.
Because there's a flash, and once again, Tsuna's clothes explode off of his body, and a brilliant orange flame ignites in the middle of Tsuna's forehead.]
RE-BORN!!! I'll destroy this thing with my dying will!
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While Katsuki fights to yank himself free of the debris of a destroyed dresser, the mimic lunges at Tsuna, teeth gnashing.]
Watch out!
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Katsuki yanks himself free and hurtles towards it. He wants to be careful with Tsuna so close to it. So he doesn't try to use his explosions until he's on it. Hand slamming up against the side of it as he lets off a few careful pops.
It jerks itself back and away from Tsuna and Katsuki. Turning, it bolts, slamming its way through a nearby bookshelf in the process.]
Shit! Don't let it get away!
[Katsuki scrambles to give chase. The mimic smashing through furniture and leaving a mess for them to navigate.]
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As he catches up, Tsuna suddenly leaps into the air, crashing down on the monster in an awkward full-body tackle.]
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Seeing a chance, Katsuki aims his explosions down to shoot himself into the air and forward. Shouting a warning that hopefully Tsuna will heed;]
Stay out of my way!
[The mimic opens its maw wide as Katsuki drops down towards it. Clearly hoping to take a bite out of him.]
Hell no you don't, you toothy bastard!
[As he drops down towards that mouth, he aims down towards it.]
Say 'aaah'!
[And he's blasting right into the mimic's open mouth. The force pops him into the air again and he ends up crashing into a nearby display of throw pillows, cursing.]
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The mimic, on the other hand, screams in pain as the explosion goes off. Though it sounds rather mangled as the damage is done to the creatures tongue. One of the doors of the dresser swings shut.
Seeing it off balance, Tsuna charges in again, slamming himself against the door and pushing the mimic up against a wall. If there was anything in the way, it gets pushed aside.]
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[Katsuki scrambles to free himself from the pile of pillows, getting back on his feet. Some of the pillows don't survive. He watches Tsuna slam into it and launches himself to land atop the mimic. He starts raining down blows on the top.]
Don't let up on it! Let's finish this!!
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It's not pretty, and it's not really controlled. It's just a blind rage.]
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