kaisou | Fire and Furniture

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Fire and Furniture

WHO:Tsunayoshi Sawada And Katsuki Bakugou
WHERE: Ikea
WHEN: August
WHAT: Let's go fight a mimic! And maybe bond over mediocre meatballs! And maybe get banned from Ikea!
WARNINGS: Property damage, physical violence and likely some swearing.

[Tsuna is standing off to the side, trying not to be noticed.

He's not entirely sure what he's doing here, for a variety of reasons. He'd seen the request and well, a thousand dollars is a thousand dollars but he also has no idea how to fight a mimic. For all his video game knowledge, it doesn't really transfer over to real life.

But he also can't shake the voice in his head that tells him to just do it. It's a familiar voice, and yet Tsuna is unable to place it. So it just kind of sits and tells him to do things. Things he doesn't want to do and yet ends up doing them anyway. It's annoying.

He looks around. The store should be closing soon.]

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[He turns his head as Tsuna tugs on his sleeve. He looks where he's pointing, frowning as he sees the wardrobe. At first confused. Until he realizes it's in the middle of the aisle.

But he doesn't immediately think the wardrobe itself is the problem. He turns his light left and right, looking for signs of a person around.]

Someone is fucking with us. Oy! You think you're funny? Come out and face me! I'll kick your ass!

[And while he's busy with yelling into the dark store... the wardrobe moves. Just slightly. A wobble. And then... a thin crack spreads across the front, horizontal. It grows wider, splitting open to reveal sharp teeth.

This doesn't go unnoticed and Katsuki jerks Tsuna back by the back of his shirt. Dragging him further from the creature.]

What the hell?? What is that thing??

[Tsuna absolutely lets that happen because his legs have forgotten how to work in the face of this...thing. He is trying not to scream.]

It's a monster! No one said anything about a monster!

[He's gonna wake up any moment now. This is just a dream, right?]

[The mimic lurches forward and Katsuki shoves Tsuna to the side to get him out of the way, raising his hands to catch just above the mouth. It slams him back into the dresser behind him, causing it to topple and Katsuki to fall back.

He lets off an explosion as he does, catching the mimic enough that it jerks back. But Katsuki still ends up toppling, cursing.

And while he's scrambling, the mimic turns its attention on Tsuna, advancing on him instead.]

[Tsuna stumbles, aided by the push and knocks over a displayed nightstand. He struggles to get up, caught between fight and flight. Wanting some distance to think of a plan and also wanting a weapon or something he can fight back with. All while the creature advances on him.

And in that moment, he regrets. He regrets coming here, regrets choosing this quest, regrets not being more prepared, and most of all, he regrets not being able to help Bakugou. He should have been more help. He can hear the gnashing of the mimic's teeth.

And that seems to be the trigger.

Because there's a flash, and once again, Tsuna's clothes explode off of his body, and a brilliant orange flame ignites in the middle of Tsuna's forehead.]

RE-BORN!!! I'll destroy this thing with my dying will!

[Tsuna fighting a mimic in his underwear is definitely the opposite of what this situation needs, in Katsuki's opinion. But at least he's less not likely to get eaten so. There's that.

While Katsuki fights to yank himself free of the debris of a destroyed dresser, the mimic lunges at Tsuna, teeth gnashing.]

Watch out!

[If he had a choice, Tsuna wouldn't be going for it either. But, he's not having those thoughts right now. Instead, with a loud roar, Tsuna meets the lunge, grabbing either side of the snarling maw and pushing the creature to a standstill.]

[There is a heartstopping moment when Katsuki thinks Tsuna is about to get eaten. And then he's stopping the mimic in it's tracks.

Katsuki yanks himself free and hurtles towards it. He wants to be careful with Tsuna so close to it. So he doesn't try to use his explosions until he's on it. Hand slamming up against the side of it as he lets off a few careful pops.

It jerks itself back and away from Tsuna and Katsuki. Turning, it bolts, slamming its way through a nearby bookshelf in the process.]

Shit! Don't let it get away!

[Katsuki scrambles to give chase. The mimic smashing through furniture and leaving a mess for them to navigate.]

[Suddenly free of the thing that was bracing him, Tsuna falters slightly but catches himself. With another roar, he's after the mimic, following the monster at a surprisingly speed. If there's furniture in his way, well, there isn't any more.

As he catches up, Tsuna suddenly leaps into the air, crashing down on the monster in an awkward full-body tackle.]

[Well, damn, kid! The mimic turns towards Tsuna as he dives at it and Katsuki watches Tsuna slam into it, sending it toppling backwards, little legs scrambling. It crashes through a desk before landing on it's back.

Seeing a chance, Katsuki aims his explosions down to shoot himself into the air and forward. Shouting a warning that hopefully Tsuna will heed;]

Stay out of my way!

[The mimic opens its maw wide as Katsuki drops down towards it. Clearly hoping to take a bite out of him.]

Hell no you don't, you toothy bastard!

[As he drops down towards that mouth, he aims down towards it.]

Say 'aaah'!

[And he's blasting right into the mimic's open mouth. The force pops him into the air again and he ends up crashing into a nearby display of throw pillows, cursing.]

[Tsuna had been going in for another attack when the warning hits and he holds back. There's a vague sense of familiarity in what's happening here and he's able to stop himself.

The mimic, on the other hand, screams in pain as the explosion goes off. Though it sounds rather mangled as the damage is done to the creatures tongue. One of the doors of the dresser swings shut.

Seeing it off balance, Tsuna charges in again, slamming himself against the door and pushing the mimic up against a wall. If there was anything in the way, it gets pushed aside.]

Okay now I'm fucking pissed!!

[Katsuki scrambles to free himself from the pile of pillows, getting back on his feet. Some of the pillows don't survive. He watches Tsuna slam into it and launches himself to land atop the mimic. He starts raining down blows on the top.]

Don't let up on it! Let's finish this!!

[There's another roar from Tsuna, who backs up and goes in for another body slam against the mimic, hammering on the weakened doors of the dresser.

It's not pretty, and it's not really controlled. It's just a blind rage.]

[With neither letting up, the mimic can't escape. Eventually, the mimic stops moving, slumping down in the aisle. At which point Katsuki finally stops his attacks. Tired, he hops off of the defeeated mimic and stumbles to the sofa, slumping down on it.]

Ugh... what a pain in the ass.

[Tsuna keeps punching at it until the flame starts to dissipate and he returns to himself. He shakes his head, looking around at the ruined store and the defeated monster in front of him. Vaguely, he's aware of what's happened to him, but it might take a minute for the memories to fully show up.

And then he realizes he's in his underwear.]

It happened again, huh?

But, it's not gonna get up again, do you think?

Think it's done for.

[And Katsuki doesn't want to move now. He just wants to rest.]

Think I saw blankets over by the pillow display. If you want to cover up. That's a real shitty downside to that crazy strength of yours.

Yeah. I'm not thrilled with it.

[He's got to start carrying around an extra set of clothes it seems. If this is going to keep happening.]

I think I'll go grab one.

[Katsuki waits for him to do that. When Tsuna comes back, he pushes himself up.]

We're stuck here until they reopen. Let's find the food court. Get something to eat. I'll pay when they open up.

[Or leave money. Depending. He's probably going to eat and go pass out on a couch.]

[He should argue, or offer to pay half, but he's also tired and hungry after his rampage, so there's just a nod and he toddles off towards the front of the store wrapped in a blanket.

There's probably something they can heat up.]

Hopefully they don't mind the mess.

We just took out a fucking monster. That was probably eating furniture and possibly customers. They better be fucking grateful.

[Katsuki walks right into the kitchen and starts rummaging for the frozen meatballs. Setting to work heating them up. Heating up frozen food isn't usually his thing but when you're hungry and tired...]

Sit down. I'll get this ready.

[Eating customers? Tsuna can't say he really wants to think about that. But he puts it out of his head as he slumps into a chair and pulls the blanket tighter around him.]

Thanks.

Man, I wish when this town was just sort of weird rather than actually being weird.

[Katsuki doesn't reply to that. Sounded like it was just musing aloud anyway. Instead he nukes some meatballs, tosses them on two plates and returns. Sitting down across from Tsuna and pushing one of the plates toward him.]

You get hurt at all back there?

I don't think so. I think I'm okay...might be a bit sore later though.

I don't usually move like that.

[Just when he's under the influence of his weird powers. It always comes back to haunt him somehow though.

But he reaches out and grabs a fork to spear a meatball.]

Are you okay?

Nothing that won't heal.

[He shoves a meatball in his mouth. For once not caring about the taste of what he's eating. He's just tired and hungry.]

We're probably not getting out until morning. So I'm probably passing out on one of the couches.

And we don't need to find a first aid kit or something?

[Just to make sure. They's already made a mess so what's one more thing.]

I've always kinda wanted to lie in one of the room displays they have...

How do you even do those explosions though?

Nah. Nothing is bleeding broken.

[But that sure is a question with a weird as fuck answer.]

I sweat what I'm pretty sure is nitroglycerin out of my palms now.

[Yep.]

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