[NETWORK POST] Update!

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]

Hello everyone! Happy Lunar New Year and we at Zodiac hope you've been well!

We've seen your engagement on the app this past month and we're impressed! Thanks to everyone who got involved in sorting out the situation in the Helheim gate. You all did some incredible work and we look forward to working with you in the future!

Now we understand you have a lot of questions. While there's many things we can't disclose at this time, we can clarify one thing. Everyone on this app has been flagged for abnormal spirit energy readings. We're still looking into what it means and the potential effects of it. All we really know right now is they're similar to the energy readings coming from our otherworldly guests.

We'll try to keep you updated as we learn more! In the meantime, let's end on anothe question to lighten the mood!


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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like last time, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]

Comments

[wilder]

[.....]


Are you one of those furries that get way too into it? What're they called? Otherkin?

un: rschwarzer; i have to threadjack i can't help it

[motiv8]

No, she's not. I regret to inform you she is actually, literally, a horse.

[wilder]

Uh huh.

Look I might not be from around here, but I think I need more proof than a rando on the internet insisting it's true. No offense.

[motiv8]

Talk to Amal if you don't believe me. He picked her up at the park after I ran into her in a cafe.

[wilder]

You know Amal?

Well, that changes things! He'd be able to tell the difference between a real horse and a weird fetish thing.

[Does he 100% believe it? Nah. But it gives him enough of a lead to follow up with Amal later, so he can play along]

So why is there a literate horse here?

[motiv8]

What makes you think I know? I didn't bring people here from other worlds!

Also, stop using words we don't want to have to explain to her!

[wilder]

Well you seem familiar with the horse!

What? Literate? That's not that advanced a word.

[He knows exactly which word he means]

[motiv8]

Yes, because she came into a cafe I happened to be in and I got her out of there before someone called animal control. That's as far as it goes.

And you know exactly which word I mean, I'm not going to entertain you on this!

Protecc the honse

[crushtheskulls]

I’m sorry… uh… what?

PROTECC

[motiv8]

Trust me, Horse. You don't want to know on this one.

[crushtheskulls]

All right. Just gonna… leave that alone.

[wilder]

Furries are when humans pretend to be animals! Often for sex stuff!

[HE'S HELPING EVERYONE!!!!]

Otherkins take it too far and think they ARE the animals. So, much less sexy.

[motiv8]

Why? Why would you explain this to a horse?

[wilder]

What? It's important information for a horse on the internet to know! Especially if those types start flooding their DMs!

[motiv8]

You are a monster, I'll have you know.

UN: badcrowmance, threadjacking because I had to

[bad_crowmance]

No no, the man's got a point— it's better the horse knows before the feitshy types flood her DMs! And it will happen, you know it will.

[wilder]

I know. 💕

[crushtheskulls]

…I sincerely regret asking. Never let me ask questions again.

[wilder]

Haha, sorry. The curse of knowledge is a heavy one indeed.

[Zelos you caused all of this]

But at least you'll know now if you encounter any of those types!

[crushtheskulls]

Are you one of those types?

[wilder]

Me? Nah, not really. I mean, I can't say there isn't some stuff that comes from furry culture that isn't attractive. And if someone pays enough, I'll do it. But I can't say it's a go-to preference for me.

[wedonttalkabout]

leaving the walls was a mistake.

[wilder]

Whoops, sorry Bruno! Didn't mean to scar you.

[that's right BRUNO gets the apology, no one else]

[wedonttalkabout]

[Bruno is the one and only blessed one here.]

i'm scarred i'm so very scarred. but I'll accept your apology. seen as it's you. i really worry about people outside the encanto though, seesh.

[wilder]

"Seen as its you"? Aw Bruno! That makes me feel all warm.

Haha, yeah. People get into weird stuff. I'd caution not to dive any deeper.