[NETWORK POST] Update!

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]

Hello everyone! Happy Lunar New Year and we at Zodiac hope you've been well!

We've seen your engagement on the app this past month and we're impressed! Thanks to everyone who got involved in sorting out the situation in the Helheim gate. You all did some incredible work and we look forward to working with you in the future!

Now we understand you have a lot of questions. While there's many things we can't disclose at this time, we can clarify one thing. Everyone on this app has been flagged for abnormal spirit energy readings. We're still looking into what it means and the potential effects of it. All we really know right now is they're similar to the energy readings coming from our otherworldly guests.

We'll try to keep you updated as we learn more! In the meantime, let's end on anothe question to lighten the mood!


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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like last time, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]

Comments

[crushtheskulls]

…I sincerely regret asking. Never let me ask questions again.

[wilder]

Haha, sorry. The curse of knowledge is a heavy one indeed.

[Zelos you caused all of this]

But at least you'll know now if you encounter any of those types!

[crushtheskulls]

Are you one of those types?

[wilder]

Me? Nah, not really. I mean, I can't say there isn't some stuff that comes from furry culture that isn't attractive. And if someone pays enough, I'll do it. But I can't say it's a go-to preference for me.

[crushtheskulls]

If someone pays enough you'll pretend to be an animal?

[wilder]

Well, yeah.

I doubt horses have to worry about this, but humans gotta work to make enough money to cover rent and bills and stuff.

My work sometimes involves indulging other adults' fantasies. Sometimes people will come to me with a fantasy they're too embarrassed to do it with the people in their day-to-day lives. So they pay me money, I help them indulge so they can get that fantasy out of their system - and then everyone leaves happy.

[crushtheskulls]

You know what? You do you. I'm... I think I've heard enough about what humans do with other humans for a while.

[Or what humans do with other animals apparently?? Or pretending to be animals???? God she wants to erase this from her mind completely.]

[wilder]

Haha, fair enough. I'm sure this was a lot to take in.

Anyway, welcome to the city! We usually don't talk this much about furries.