[NETWORK POST] Update!

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]

Hello everyone! Happy Lunar New Year and we at Zodiac hope you've been well!

We've seen your engagement on the app this past month and we're impressed! Thanks to everyone who got involved in sorting out the situation in the Helheim gate. You all did some incredible work and we look forward to working with you in the future!

Now we understand you have a lot of questions. While there's many things we can't disclose at this time, we can clarify one thing. Everyone on this app has been flagged for abnormal spirit energy readings. We're still looking into what it means and the potential effects of it. All we really know right now is they're similar to the energy readings coming from our otherworldly guests.

We'll try to keep you updated as we learn more! In the meantime, let's end on anothe question to lighten the mood!


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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like last time, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]

Comments

[wilder]

Furries are when humans pretend to be animals! Often for sex stuff!

[HE'S HELPING EVERYONE!!!!]

Otherkins take it too far and think they ARE the animals. So, much less sexy.

[motiv8]

Why? Why would you explain this to a horse?

[wilder]

What? It's important information for a horse on the internet to know! Especially if those types start flooding their DMs!

[motiv8]

You are a monster, I'll have you know.

UN: badcrowmance, threadjacking because I had to

[bad_crowmance]

No no, the man's got a point— it's better the horse knows before the feitshy types flood her DMs! And it will happen, you know it will.

[wilder]

See! Someone gets it!

[bad_crowmance]

I totally get it!

Re: UN: badcrowmance, threadjacking because I had to

[crushtheskulls]

I don’t want to know any of this!!

[bad_crowmance]

Unfortunately, people are terrible sometimes.

1/2

[motiv8]

Okay, two things

1) You are ALSO a monster

2/2

[motiv8]

2) So far as we know, she only has access to this app. So, if there is ANYONE on here who would dare do that to her, that means they're here in Kaisou. And if that's the case, that means I can find them and I can make them regret being born.

[wilder]

Pretty sure being willing to stalk and use violence on someone is worse than being a furry who didn't realize she was a real horse, dude.

[bad_crowmance]

Now THAT'S hot. ♥

[wilder]

I know. 💕

[crushtheskulls]

…I sincerely regret asking. Never let me ask questions again.

[wilder]

Haha, sorry. The curse of knowledge is a heavy one indeed.

[Zelos you caused all of this]

But at least you'll know now if you encounter any of those types!

[crushtheskulls]

Are you one of those types?

[wilder]

Me? Nah, not really. I mean, I can't say there isn't some stuff that comes from furry culture that isn't attractive. And if someone pays enough, I'll do it. But I can't say it's a go-to preference for me.

[crushtheskulls]

If someone pays enough you'll pretend to be an animal?

[wilder]

Well, yeah.

I doubt horses have to worry about this, but humans gotta work to make enough money to cover rent and bills and stuff.

My work sometimes involves indulging other adults' fantasies. Sometimes people will come to me with a fantasy they're too embarrassed to do it with the people in their day-to-day lives. So they pay me money, I help them indulge so they can get that fantasy out of their system - and then everyone leaves happy.

[wedonttalkabout]

leaving the walls was a mistake.

[wilder]

Whoops, sorry Bruno! Didn't mean to scar you.

[that's right BRUNO gets the apology, no one else]

[wedonttalkabout]

[Bruno is the one and only blessed one here.]

i'm scarred i'm so very scarred. but I'll accept your apology. seen as it's you. i really worry about people outside the encanto though, seesh.

[wilder]

"Seen as its you"? Aw Bruno! That makes me feel all warm.

Haha, yeah. People get into weird stuff. I'd caution not to dive any deeper.

[wedonttalkabout]

enjoy it. it's like a hug with words.

i absolutely will not do that. thanks for the warning.