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un: ZW | Voice
WHO: Zelos & You
WHERE: Gemini Network
WHEN: May 13, after Zodiac sends a message about the Land of the Dead
WHAT: Zelos
WARNINGS: Zelos
[He's not going to put on video for once, instead opting to voice. He sounds peeved, but only mildly so]
Oh hey, heads up- if you go into that Spirit Realm, do not agree to play any soccer games unless you're really into dying! Which for related reasons, I'm not going in there. So people who'd be inclined to call me, you're on your own!
Anyway- I got a question. Has there been any progress on fixing fae curses? I hooked up with a hot chick this weekend, and don't get me wrong it was a great time- but ever since then I've been plucking feathers out of my hair.
So like, is there a cream or a pill for that, or am I sunk?
WHERE: Gemini Network
WHEN: May 13, after Zodiac sends a message about the Land of the Dead
WHAT: Zelos
WARNINGS: Zelos
[He's not going to put on video for once, instead opting to voice. He sounds peeved, but only mildly so]
Oh hey, heads up- if you go into that Spirit Realm, do not agree to play any soccer games unless you're really into dying! Which for related reasons, I'm not going in there. So people who'd be inclined to call me, you're on your own!
Anyway- I got a question. Has there been any progress on fixing fae curses? I hooked up with a hot chick this weekend, and don't get me wrong it was a great time- but ever since then I've been plucking feathers out of my hair.
So like, is there a cream or a pill for that, or am I sunk?
voice but also prob in the vicinity
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But on the bright side you can fill up a pillow with all the feathers now.
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... And what? Sell the pillows to my fans? That's a level of parasocial relationship I'm not ready for.
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voice | un: blackbirdtarot
[August just. Wanted to reiterate that.]
Anyway, if there's not I can give you feather care tips?
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Oh yeah, you're that guy that's really into birds! Sure, lay them on me!
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It's aimed at normal birds, but even if you're, I dunno, a faerie bird or whatever the basics should still apply? Did you not know she was a faerie or...?
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voice | un: lagenaria
[He's way too cheerful and normal about this.]
We can work on symptoms, of course - some of the cosmetic oils I have are suitable for feathers - but as far as the curse itself, generally the best solution is to let it run its course or see if you can get the caster to reverse it.
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[Lame!!!]
Too bad I didn't get her number. [SIGH] Alright, I'll come by and look at the cosmetic oils you got. I just hope this doesn't hurt my modeling career.
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voice: un: hotgoss
[Anyway excuse me what. ]
I know I'm gonna super regret asking this but here we go. How is a soccer game deadly? I mean, I know there's like... kicking a ball??? Does the ball have knives? Is it on fire?
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Oh, no- nothing like that! It's a normal game of soccer. They just like to kill the losing team.
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They do what now?
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voice: un: Mr.ColdFeet
Also grats on the meet-cute but RIP on the concequences. I wish I knew how to help with curses like that but. Do you mean that you're growing feathers outta your hair, or you just keep sprouting them like weird flowers?
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[He says this the same way someone might remark on going to a bad restaurant once]
Uh... they keep showing up in my hair? What do you mean sprouting them like flowers? Is that a thing that can happen?
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[ DUDE YOU CANNOT JUST BE BLASE ABOUT THIS SORT OF THING?? MR ZELOS SIR. ]
As for sprouting, well, I don't know! I know some people from my skipping around between worlds and magical places in the world that some people can sprout like flowers and stuff, and then there're people who don't have hair, but rather, feathers that are long and luxurious in place of hair. So I'm just like. Wonderin' which it'll be for you.
If you're just sprouting feathers or if your hair's being replaced.
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un: violetsmoke
[Hooray for Monster Aid...?]
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UN: MusicologyMinor
[And as the video shows, she's got a whole lot going on still! Scales, antlers, etc.
So much for that.]
At least it's just feathers..?
[.........]
...It is just feathers right?
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[Always the charmer]
Uh... so far? Should I be worried about more?
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[Excuse her while she ducks her face a bit.] Th-thanks??
[Ahem. She tries to look at least a little confident.
It doesn't work.] I don't...think so? If the curse is done the curse is done, but I did notice that a lot happened to me after the first time I got cursed...
...it might be good to brace for it anyway...
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voice, un: mallemok
Unfortunately I have to agree with the consensus, you're sunk my friend. Best be praying to whatever you believe in that it's temporary and not a permanent curse. [ Molly tilts his head curiously, the jewellery on his horns jingling with the movement. ] Although are you sure she cursed you?
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Yeah, that seems to be the general consensus. My poor beautiful form, cursed forever to have to work the furry angle! What's a guy to do?
Huh? Well, pretty sure. I mean we had a good time, so maybe she thought she was doing me a favor? Or it was an accident. I used a condom but who knows how effective they are against magic STDs.
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[ some people is definitely Mollymauk. ]
Hmm. If she is the source of it maybe it's less of a curse and more a blessing? I've got a feeling if it really is a curse it'd be worse than a few feathers.
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