un: ZW | Voice

[wilder]

WHO: Zelos & You
WHERE: Gemini Network
WHEN: May 13, after Zodiac sends a message about the Land of the Dead
WHAT: Zelos
WARNINGS: Zelos

[He's not going to put on video for once, instead opting to voice. He sounds peeved, but only mildly so]

Oh hey, heads up- if you go into that Spirit Realm, do not agree to play any soccer games unless you're really into dying! Which for related reasons, I'm not going in there. So people who'd be inclined to call me, you're on your own!

Anyway- I got a question. Has there been any progress on fixing fae curses? I hooked up with a hot chick this weekend, and don't get me wrong it was a great time- but ever since then I've been plucking feathers out of my hair.

So like, is there a cream or a pill for that, or am I sunk?

Comments

voice but also prob in the vicinity

[greatlydares]

You're sunk, sorry! If they could fix fae curses I wouldn't be turning into a rabbit half the time!

voice | un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

Do not fucking play fucking death soccer.

[August just. Wanted to reiterate that.]

Anyway, if there's not I can give you feather care tips?

voice | un: lagenaria

[pharmacologic]

I'm afraid that doesn't fall under our repertoire of standard remedies. Fae magic doesn't work the same way as other kinds, and meddling with it is a good way to get the curse spread further without any actual mitigation.

[He's way too cheerful and normal about this.]

We can work on symptoms, of course - some of the cosmetic oils I have are suitable for feathers - but as far as the curse itself, generally the best solution is to let it run its course or see if you can get the caster to reverse it.

voice: un: hotgoss

[bebest]

Okay, Babe, I have been cursed by the fae, like twice and you can NOT get rid of it. It's like a STD expect magical and gives you new body parts sometimes!!

[Anyway excuse me what. ]

I know I'm gonna super regret asking this but here we go. How is a soccer game deadly? I mean, I know there's like... kicking a ball??? Does the ball have knives? Is it on fire?

voice: un: Mr.ColdFeet

[anyprice]

--You serious, fam? Soccer to the death??? --should I even ask how you found out? I'm with you, I'm staying the heck away from something like that!!!

Also grats on the meet-cute but RIP on the concequences. I wish I knew how to help with curses like that but. Do you mean that you're growing feathers outta your hair, or you just keep sprouting them like weird flowers?

un: violetsmoke

[infezione]

Trying to fix them outright is a little out of my wheelhouse, unfortunately. I've been trying but I can't quite manage it. That being said... I can make charms that can help in different ways, though, if you're interested?

[Hooray for Monster Aid...?]

UN: MusicologyMinor

[youwouldntdownloada]

The best I have are these charms I sometimes make, and those only keep me from being a whole deer all the time...

[And as the video shows, she's got a whole lot going on still! Scales, antlers, etc.

So much for that.]

At least it's just feathers..?

[.........]

...It is just feathers right?

voice, un: mallemok

[mauks]

[ death soccer?? you know what, lets just ignore that and focus on the more entertaining thing here. ]

Unfortunately I have to agree with the consensus, you're sunk my friend. Best be praying to whatever you believe in that it's temporary and not a permanent curse. [ Molly tilts his head curiously, the jewellery on his horns jingling with the movement. ] Although are you sure she cursed you?