un: ZW | Voice

[wilder]

WHO: Zelos & You
WHERE: Gemini Network
WHEN: May 13, after Zodiac sends a message about the Land of the Dead
WHAT: Zelos
WARNINGS: Zelos

[He's not going to put on video for once, instead opting to voice. He sounds peeved, but only mildly so]

Oh hey, heads up- if you go into that Spirit Realm, do not agree to play any soccer games unless you're really into dying! Which for related reasons, I'm not going in there. So people who'd be inclined to call me, you're on your own!

Anyway- I got a question. Has there been any progress on fixing fae curses? I hooked up with a hot chick this weekend, and don't get me wrong it was a great time- but ever since then I've been plucking feathers out of my hair.

So like, is there a cream or a pill for that, or am I sunk?

Comments

[wilder]

I know, I know! There's people all into all kinds of freaky stuff! I know my career's not ruined by this, but it definitely means I gotta put in some extra work to make sure I reach the right audience! What's the term, evolving the brand? Which fine fine- but I was hoping to have a relaxing hot girl summer, you know??

Kill the losing team. Cut out their hearts. So don't play soccer there!

[bebest]

I am so sorry that your relaxing hot girl summer was ripped from you, Honey. That's just mean. But hey, maybe you can still figure out how to do that. A few beach pics? Making sure you post them to the right markets- sure there's still work there, but you can bask on a beach while you do it! El Nido is GREAT for that!

I mean, I would NEVER play sportball of any kind anyway, so that's easy. And that's... not how they play it normally, right? I'm P.Sure it would have been a way bigger deal otherwise!

[wilder]

Hmmmm, that's an idea. I DO like having excuses to go to El Nido. That place is a such a hidden gem.

Ha... yeah I think it'd make the news more if soccer matches regularly ended like that. It was some ritual thing, I think? It's been some years and I was busy dying, so the details escape me.

[bebest]

Riiiiight? Sounds like a PERFECT excuse to go and soak up some rays while claiming it's like, a business trip. Because it TOTES is!

Ouch, sorry, Babe. Obvi, that would be super distracting to the whole... understanding the flawed rules thing going on. I'm sorry you were sacrificed for losing at death soccer. That's just a bad time.

[wilder]

True! And if it's framed as a business trip, I can finagle it to be a tax write-off! Talk about a win/win.

[Sorry he is a math nerd and handles the family taxes]

Yeaaah it sucked. I clearly got better though, so oh well!

[bebest]

Oh Babe, that is genius! I love that for you! I leave that to my accountant! But I'll remember that!

[Zulius is not a math gay by any means. ]

I mean, that good! I love for you getting better! Like, living your best self despite all the nasty that happened to you, right?