Okay, Babe, I have been cursed by the fae, like twice and you can NOT get rid of it. It's like a STD expect magical and gives you new body parts sometimes!!

[Anyway excuse me what. ]

I know I'm gonna super regret asking this but here we go. How is a soccer game deadly? I mean, I know there's like... kicking a ball??? Does the ball have knives? Is it on fire?