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kaisou2024-03-15 06:56 pm
asipofbride) wrote in kaisou2024-03-15 06:56 pm
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[sermon 7] dearly beloved we gather here today to unite these souls in holy mogtrimony
WHO: Wolfwood + the cottage crew + you!
WHERE: the network + the cottage
WHEN: after the Fae Olympic fiasco
WHAT: so Wolfwood has a question for anybody more learned than he. which is most people. the religious cult was a bit pared to scope on what they taught. he's also living the fallout in real time and maybe, just maybe, the desert planet doesn't sound so bad?
WARNINGS: n/a at the moment!
so i have a question that i'm asking for a friend.
ya'll know them white flying rat-bear things with the head tumors on a string?
how, uh. how legally binding is marital paperwork if they deliver it to you? asking for a friend.
... the friend is me. they showed up at my door and threw sparkly trash at me and gave me rings and wouldn't leave until i pulled a gun on them and now Dante's not talking to me from where he's laying on the floor and Vash went out the window after them
i dont know how to be married help
don't open the door for those little shits
i can dump water on devils right it won't make them melt or turn into steam
[ this is a two cigarette problem.
Wolfwood has one cigarette in his mouth and another in his hand and he's just sort of staring out of the window if anyone wants to drop by--or if any of the residents of the cottage want to hash out what the White Menace just brought to their doorstep.
Slappy the Popplio is balancing the rings on his nose and having a grand ol' time, all things considered. ]
WHERE: the network + the cottage
WHEN: after the Fae Olympic fiasco
WHAT: so Wolfwood has a question for anybody more learned than he. which is most people. the religious cult was a bit pared to scope on what they taught. he's also living the fallout in real time and maybe, just maybe, the desert planet doesn't sound so bad?
WARNINGS: n/a at the moment!
how much legal advice can you get for an apple pie and a prayer; network post; text; un: ndwolfwood
so i have a question that i'm asking for a friend.
ya'll know them white flying rat-bear things with the head tumors on a string?
how, uh. how legally binding is marital paperwork if they deliver it to you? asking for a friend.
... the friend is me. they showed up at my door and threw sparkly trash at me and gave me rings and wouldn't leave until i pulled a gun on them and now Dante's not talking to me from where he's laying on the floor and Vash went out the window after them
i dont know how to be married help
don't open the door for those little shits
i can dump water on devils right it won't make them melt or turn into steam
don't even have to go to the chapel you're already married; action
[ this is a two cigarette problem.
Wolfwood has one cigarette in his mouth and another in his hand and he's just sort of staring out of the window if anyone wants to drop by--or if any of the residents of the cottage want to hash out what the White Menace just brought to their doorstep.
Slappy the Popplio is balancing the rings on his nose and having a grand ol' time, all things considered. ]
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Caleb.
That makes it worse.
If you're not going to stop, then stop doing it alone from now on. Just in case you get stuck or seriously hurt. Okay?
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Why does that make it worse, though?
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And that's not even touching on random strangers happening upon you.
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[This is the most dangerous question he has ever asked about Noctis.]
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And this has been going on since you were how old?
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I meant with you telling Noctis when and where you would be dumpster diving, but I suppose it doesn't matter in the end.
Just.
Let me know next time. My time is more flexible as a professor at Cygnus, so I can accompany you for a little while.
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Are you sure?
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[Perhaps the most damning thing he's said about Blade.]
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So Blade is whipped. Got it.]
So I do DoorDash
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I appreciate the offer, but I'll feel better if I can stay to make sure he eats it. He has a habit of putting food off if I don't.
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[Raccoon man drives like a madman. Of course he does.]
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[Wisely, Dan Heng will not tell Caleb that he used to live in Boston where the speed limit is a suggestion. Caleb does not need to get ideas like that into his head.]
un: midnightfishing