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Eunie ([personal profile] medicgunner) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2023-08-23 05:02 pm

2; THE BEACH EPISODE

WHO: Everyone!!
WHERE: Starting on the network, then The Beach!
WHEN: Forward dated to the last weekend of August
WHAT: Beach Episode!!
WARNINGS: None hopefully??



[With no context, no preamble, no nothing. Early on the last weekend of August, Eunie greeted the network with a message.]

text; un: fortuneclovers

hey
Eunie here, changed my un
so this month was fuckin awful
im goin to the beach. Maybe have a little fun there to get the mind off all the bullshit
if youโ€™re seein this youre invited too. come on and lets have a good time, bring what you want

Oh yeah
im bringin a volleyball for the nets
anyone who wants a game come at me. >:)


๐ŸŒญ getting grilled

[So ended the text one humble weekend morning. Eunie didnโ€™t have specific plans for this, she just sort of ran off and invited the whole app to the beach without considering the logistics. She did say to bring what you want but she was social enough to arrange some things for a bit of a beach gathering.

It wasnโ€™t a lot, a few coolers and BBQ grills people can hand around and either loiter or cook at if they have the capability. If they donโ€™t though they will be removed from the grill. But maybe thatโ€™s part of the fun.]


๐ŸŒŠ ocean owned

[Aside from the coolers, thereโ€™s obviously the beautiful sea people can surf or swim in all they want! The water is fine, a little cold but in a way that felt refreshing from the hottest days of the last legs of summertime. The tides were even and there was no real risk of drifting away, but donโ€™t go too far out unless youโ€™re a strong swimmer. There are lifeguards on duty but weโ€™ve had enough trauma this month, we donโ€™t need a drowning scare. Or do, Iโ€™m not your mom.]

โ›ฑ๏ธ avoid the burn

[Not a swimmer? Well then catch up on your tan under the share umbrellas and towels laid on the sand. Or your sunburn. It is a bright and sunny weekend after all so no matter what youโ€™re catching up on, get your sunscreen on too.

Itโ€™s also just as good for a little break from the swimming and the music to steady yourself before you head out or head back into the water or some piers you can walk down on your own for the same experience to just catch the sea breeze while staying up and about.]


๐Ÿ bolleyvall bapped

[That being said, Eunie was not joking about there being volleyball. There are a few nets on the beach for a few different games to go on at once. Organize a tournament or just play casually. Remember though that there are normies on the beach and any Earth Shattering volleyball spikes might cost some property damage claim money. This isnโ€™t death soccer, people.

Who am I kidding, this is going to turn into a disaster either way. Go ham, challenge the bird girl or just watch the chaos unfold and place your bets, kids.]


๐ŸŽ‡ bonfire lit up your life

[As the day winded down and night settled on the beach, some folks were headed home or have gone there already to get the sand out of their shorts. But those who stuck around will get the pleasure of sitting by a bonfire not me as they bid a fond farewell to the summertime and summer vacation.

Or get in touch with their inner arsonist in a less destructive way.

Sit, relax and socialize, take in the ambiance of the twilight by the fire, roast some marshmallows or hot dogs. Maybe decide to camp out for the night. It is a pretty peaceful time, and itโ€™s these small moments of calm with friends and loved ones we have to cherish the most when in recovery, right?]
incendiarize: (And if it kills me tonight)

[personal profile] incendiarize 2023-08-23 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

That. Would be a good idea.

[This is the voice of someone who entirely forgot those are a thing that exists. He fumbles for that water bottle.]
infezione: (๐Ÿ“ due)

[personal profile] infezione 2023-08-23 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sympathetic pats.]

... At least it'll probably be cheaper to buy one with summer winding down.
incendiarize: (We're in the fight of our lives)

[personal profile] incendiarize 2023-08-23 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Loooong drink...and then he's holding the bottle to the side of his neck.]

Yeah... To be fair, I don't usually stay out of the air conditioning all that long.
infezione: (๐Ÿ“ quattro)

[personal profile] infezione 2023-08-23 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Honestly, I probably wouldn't have thought of it myself if it wasn't for...

[Well.]
incendiarize: (And if it kills me tonight)

[personal profile] incendiarize 2023-08-23 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah... Summer's not. Really my thing.

[And he will be spending as much of it as possible in the cooler areas of Hyrule going forward, thank.]

I kinda miss wearing shorts. I just got a new pair from the, you know. [The shenanigans with the chickens and eggs and all?]
infezione: (๐Ÿ“ due)

[personal profile] infezione 2023-08-23 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I get you.

[Not a bad idea, really.]

Oh, that whole weird thing with the chickens?
incendiarize: (We're in the fight of our lives)

[personal profile] incendiarize 2023-08-23 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I managed to piss some off on accident? And man, my legs haven't hurt that bad since my first vision. When, uh, I hiked across town in a trance.

[He got chased quite a ways and got shorts he won't wear :c ]
infezione: (๐Ÿ“ sette)

[personal profile] infezione 2023-08-23 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[He winces.]

Did you even get anything good out of those eggs?
incendiarize: (I will be ready to die)

[personal profile] incendiarize 2023-08-24 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Arthur perks up-]

Magic pot! Uh. Cooking pot, specifically. It's actually totally awesome, like it made brownies last night!
infezione: (๐Ÿ“ dodici)

[personal profile] infezione 2023-08-24 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, shit, that sounds awesome! I got a grappling hook from mine, which is definitely cool, but I think you got the better deal there...
incendiarize: (A hero's not afraid to give his life)

[personal profile] incendiarize 2023-08-24 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
I mean. Also bag-o-critters. Angry critters.

[He tugs a sleeve up a little - there's some scratches.]

So maybe mine cancels out. But the pot's a huge win. I want a grappling hook.
infezione: (๐Ÿ“ otto)

[personal profile] infezione 2023-08-24 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, I could probably deal with bag-o-critters. Just maybe find containment for it.

Honestly, if you want the grappling hook, you can have it.
incendiarize: (A hero's not afraid to give his life)

[personal profile] incendiarize 2023-08-24 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Its name is Bob and I think containment might just make the critters angrier.

...uh. Well. [He was not expecting the offer!] How much use d'you think you'd get out of the hook? 'Cause like, I want one, but I dunno if I'd use one.
infezione: (๐Ÿ“ nove)

[personal profile] infezione 2023-08-24 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
... Does it just shoot out the critters on its own or do you have to reach in and get them?

[BECAUSE THAT MAKES A DIFFERENCE IN HOW BEST TO DEAL WITH IT...]

Honestly, I don't know. It's something I like the idea of having more than I think I'd use?

[So, that leaves both of them in more or less the same position.]
incendiarize: (Who's gonna help us survive)

[personal profile] incendiarize 2023-09-17 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Spits 'em out on its own.

...So, same deal. I guess maybe you hold onto it until one of us might need it?