kaisoumods: (libra)
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2023-01-14 07:52 pm

Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: January 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of January. The Zodiac race was a thrilling success, and the winter is still freezing. Wherever you are, your phone will give a blaring alert sound, indicating a new Zodiac post. As usual, the alert will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will take over your phone until you read and comment to the message. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]


Crito Flat Jusis Ann Minwu Diluc
Crito, Flat, Jusis, Ann, Minwu, and Diluc have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Dolores Xingqiu Roxas Chongyun Alphinaud
Dolores, Xingqiu, Roxas, Chongyun, and Alphinaud has left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Because you all reacted so positively to my post last month, my bosses has assigned me to write these mid-month updates from now on. Which means I have extra work now. So thanks for that.

Congratulations on everyone who completed the Zodiac race. Hope you enjoyed yourselves somehow or learned something. If any of you took a peach but decide you don't want it, Zodiac will take it off your hands for a payment that's higher than my salary. Which is depressing me just thinking about it, so let's move on.

We're aware that Jusis Albarea from the Black Order has joined the app. It was part of the deal we made with them to help deal with Professor Willow. There will probably be more of them in the future. The Order has insisted they are only here to monitor and assist in what's going on. Zodiac is not liable if any of you manage to do something that makes them decide to take you out, so try to play nice.

Anyway, my shift's over so that's it. Seeya.




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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.]
phoenixwiz: (Default)

[personal profile] phoenixwiz 2023-01-17 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I know that unethical animal testing is already bad enough, but imagine how bad the experiments Zodiac might be running on people or, heck, possibly even demons because what if the rats aren’t enough for them to run those tests on?

On the other hand, maybe we should about something else before all this Peachgate talk is getting out of hand or I will rip your usual long as heck orders apart with kitchen shears the next time you drop by.


(Jamie has already enough of Moxxie’s self justified talk about money woes and Zodiac by now and he is feeling tempted of ripping this guy’s orders apart with kitchen sheats in front of the other cafe patrons.)
not_a_possum: (Explaining)

[personal profile] not_a_possum 2023-01-18 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Honestly, I don't know what I'd have to talk about with you.
phoenixwiz: (We Need to Talk)

[personal profile] phoenixwiz 2023-01-18 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe we should probably chat a common interest this time around. I have been reading a lot of good books lately as part of my creative writing minor. You like reading books on your free time?
not_a_possum: (WTF?!)

[personal profile] not_a_possum 2023-01-18 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would I want to chat with you at all?
phoenixwiz: (We Need to Talk)

[personal profile] phoenixwiz 2023-01-18 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I am already fed with fighting with you over those peaches okay. It has been a very long day.
not_a_possum: (Confused)

[personal profile] not_a_possum 2023-01-18 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but after that conversation, why would you want to have a friendly chat about books?

As opposed to just ending the conversation.
phoenixwiz: (Default)

[personal profile] phoenixwiz 2023-01-19 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Fine you money hungry jerk, enjoy your Zodiac money while you still can and not risk getting attacked by nearly everyone on the app. I had enough of your badly explained excuses right now.
not_a_possum: (Irritated)

[personal profile] not_a_possum 2023-01-19 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. I will.