kaisoumods: (libra)
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2023-01-14 07:52 pm

Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: January 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of January. The Zodiac race was a thrilling success, and the winter is still freezing. Wherever you are, your phone will give a blaring alert sound, indicating a new Zodiac post. As usual, the alert will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will take over your phone until you read and comment to the message. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]


Crito Flat Jusis Ann Minwu Diluc
Crito, Flat, Jusis, Ann, Minwu, and Diluc have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Dolores Xingqiu Roxas Chongyun Alphinaud
Dolores, Xingqiu, Roxas, Chongyun, and Alphinaud has left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Because you all reacted so positively to my post last month, my bosses has assigned me to write these mid-month updates from now on. Which means I have extra work now. So thanks for that.

Congratulations on everyone who completed the Zodiac race. Hope you enjoyed yourselves somehow or learned something. If any of you took a peach but decide you don't want it, Zodiac will take it off your hands for a payment that's higher than my salary. Which is depressing me just thinking about it, so let's move on.

We're aware that Jusis Albarea from the Black Order has joined the app. It was part of the deal we made with them to help deal with Professor Willow. There will probably be more of them in the future. The Order has insisted they are only here to monitor and assist in what's going on. Zodiac is not liable if any of you manage to do something that makes them decide to take you out, so try to play nice.

Anyway, my shift's over so that's it. Seeya.




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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.]
bolledivita: (Don't you know we'll never)

[personal profile] bolledivita 2023-01-15 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
oh you are in for a very rude awakening i see

the shortest version is magic and apparently other worlds are real. unfortunately

(or maybe fortunately, i guess it depends on how you're looking at it)

honestly just brace yourself for a lot of bullshit, keep in mind that a bunch of us on the app loathe zodiac

but for the most part we all keep an eye out for each other, so there's that at least
burntilldawn: (13)

[personal profile] burntilldawn 2023-01-15 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[You know, on any other day, Diluc would call this fake. But he woke up this morning and his hair and eyes turned a saturated, cartoonish red. Not to mention that trinket he found among his things...

There's a short delay before a response is sent.]


I would love to believe you're spouting just as much nonsense. But I can't very well do that when there's been proof not just in this app, but in other changes around the city I've seen.

With another useless overseer as well, huh? Wonderful. I presume there's no way around this if I can't delete this app either.

Saying "bullshit" doesn't give me much to go off of. I dealt with that every day before the app appeared. Can you be more specific?
bolledivita: (We'll meet tomorrow)

[personal profile] bolledivita 2023-01-21 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
trust me, half the time i wish it was just nonsense too

ha, fair enough. well, the month my sister and i got into town, people were getting abducted by the fae so that kind of set the tone for what was to come

someone trying to get the off-worlders a way back home accidentally ripped open a hole in the spirit realm and let out dinosaurs (i wish i was kidding)

i got abducted by demons last october

there was a whole mess involving egyptian deities in november, and we had an entire month where the sun didn't rise

and then as if to pour salt on the wounds, zodiac's usual pr is aggravating at best
burntilldawn: (3)

[personal profile] burntilldawn 2023-01-22 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I recall feeling something off in October. You're saying demons were involved. So you've had fae, demons, dinosaurs and Egyptian gods. And what I can only assume is disingenuous customer service.

I honestly wish I didn't believe you, but knowing exactly what I can expect from now on makes facing it easier.
bolledivita: (I said "Hey girlfriend")

[personal profile] bolledivita 2023-02-04 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm sure there's more that i'm missing, but i try not to wander through every gate to the spirit realm that pops up, and i'm not sure about anything that might've come up before my sister and i got to town

if there ends up being anything i can do to help with anything, let me know