kaisoumods: (libra)
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2023-01-14 07:52 pm

Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: January 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of January. The Zodiac race was a thrilling success, and the winter is still freezing. Wherever you are, your phone will give a blaring alert sound, indicating a new Zodiac post. As usual, the alert will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will take over your phone until you read and comment to the message. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]


Crito Flat Jusis Ann Minwu Diluc
Crito, Flat, Jusis, Ann, Minwu, and Diluc have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Dolores Xingqiu Roxas Chongyun Alphinaud
Dolores, Xingqiu, Roxas, Chongyun, and Alphinaud has left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Because you all reacted so positively to my post last month, my bosses has assigned me to write these mid-month updates from now on. Which means I have extra work now. So thanks for that.

Congratulations on everyone who completed the Zodiac race. Hope you enjoyed yourselves somehow or learned something. If any of you took a peach but decide you don't want it, Zodiac will take it off your hands for a payment that's higher than my salary. Which is depressing me just thinking about it, so let's move on.

We're aware that Jusis Albarea from the Black Order has joined the app. It was part of the deal we made with them to help deal with Professor Willow. There will probably be more of them in the future. The Order has insisted they are only here to monitor and assist in what's going on. Zodiac is not liable if any of you manage to do something that makes them decide to take you out, so try to play nice.

Anyway, my shift's over so that's it. Seeya.




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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.]
whiteshroud: (jun51)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2023-01-15 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't bother trying, it'd just alert you to half the app users anyway. My past self worked for a group like the Order. They specialized in avoiding detection, even from groups with magic.
Edited 2023-01-15 20:52 (UTC)
drewthetower: (Default)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2023-01-15 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, it'd probably alert me to me.

[He was not serious.]

Yeah, but don't say that. People like sleeping at night!
whiteshroud: (jun96)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2023-01-15 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[A pause.]

Fine. I won't say anything more.
drewthetower: (Hm?)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2023-01-15 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
At least not to Varian. Absolutely say shit like that to Moxxie though.
whiteshroud: (jun94)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2023-01-15 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Moxxie is already aware there's a holy knight in the city. I don't think intimidation will curb his bad decisions.
Edited 2023-01-15 21:13 (UTC)
whiteshroud: (shroud - neutral)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2023-01-15 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Speaking of Moxxie...]

He says he needs clothes, he's been getting by with doll clothes.

At his size, it might be a good way to use up leftover fabric.
drewthetower: (Hm?)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2023-01-15 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously? I told him to come talk to me if he needed shit months ago, fucking hell. Good thing I have a scrap basket.
whiteshroud: (shroud - casual)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2023-01-15 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Pride's a difficult thing to overcome sometimes. Seems the reason he sold the peach was to help get himself a job again, so he probably wasn't willing to accept a handout.

Try offering clothes in exchange of doing a task of some kind. Maybe that'll go over better.
drewthetower: (Default)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2023-01-15 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I told him next time he needed grocery money or something to just come over because I have so much shit I could use help sorting. I'll throw clothes into the mix, I guess.
whiteshroud: (shroud - neutral)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2023-01-15 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks August.