kaisoumods: (libra)
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2023-01-14 07:52 pm

Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: January 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of January. The Zodiac race was a thrilling success, and the winter is still freezing. Wherever you are, your phone will give a blaring alert sound, indicating a new Zodiac post. As usual, the alert will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will take over your phone until you read and comment to the message. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]


Crito Flat Jusis Ann Minwu Diluc
Crito, Flat, Jusis, Ann, Minwu, and Diluc have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Dolores Xingqiu Roxas Chongyun Alphinaud
Dolores, Xingqiu, Roxas, Chongyun, and Alphinaud has left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Because you all reacted so positively to my post last month, my bosses has assigned me to write these mid-month updates from now on. Which means I have extra work now. So thanks for that.

Congratulations on everyone who completed the Zodiac race. Hope you enjoyed yourselves somehow or learned something. If any of you took a peach but decide you don't want it, Zodiac will take it off your hands for a payment that's higher than my salary. Which is depressing me just thinking about it, so let's move on.

We're aware that Jusis Albarea from the Black Order has joined the app. It was part of the deal we made with them to help deal with Professor Willow. There will probably be more of them in the future. The Order has insisted they are only here to monitor and assist in what's going on. Zodiac is not liable if any of you manage to do something that makes them decide to take you out, so try to play nice.

Anyway, my shift's over so that's it. Seeya.




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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.]
not_a_possum: (Default)

[personal profile] not_a_possum 2023-01-15 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
All of those except the shelter part.

I don't have an apartment anymore. I live in a tea pot now.
whiteshroud: (jun107)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2023-01-15 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[The tea pot, right. At least he can talk about that now without giving his identity away]

My apartment complex has a courtyard we use for gardening. You can bring your teapot there and use my address for your deliveries. And should you become short on grocery funds again, I can buy you food in exchange for work done around the place. The other tenants have their own secrets, so they won't ask many questions. [Read, there's a lot of possessed and other odd folk staying there]

As for clothing, I'll speak to August once he's had a chance to calm down. Clothes for you might be a good way to use up fabric scraps.
Edited 2023-01-15 18:03 (UTC)
not_a_possum: (Default)

[personal profile] not_a_possum 2023-01-15 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Thanks! I'll definitely take you up on that. I didn't expect anyone to offer anything so nice.

[Especially not after the whole 'selling the peach' thing. Especially not someone who had to regularly take his coffee orders.]
whiteshroud: (jun88)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2023-01-15 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[He feels so awkward getting gratitude so he has no idea how to respond. Helping just felt like the right thing to do, even if he really dislikes Moxxie.]

Don't mention it.

Just don't do anything to hurt the flower and vegetable garden in the corner. That belongs to my dad.
not_a_possum: (Moonlit smile)

[personal profile] not_a_possum 2023-01-16 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I won't.

Though I think I'll wait a bit before moving my teapot there so people reading this and wanting revenge don't show up.

[He figures after a little bit they'll be too distracted by the next big disaster to bother with him.]
whiteshroud: (sigh)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2023-01-17 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

Yeah, probably a good call. [He rather his place not get torched by accident]

Once things settle down, contact me.
not_a_possum: (Default)

[personal profile] not_a_possum 2023-01-18 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, I will.