kaisoumods: (libra)
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2023-01-14 07:52 pm

Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: January 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of January. The Zodiac race was a thrilling success, and the winter is still freezing. Wherever you are, your phone will give a blaring alert sound, indicating a new Zodiac post. As usual, the alert will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will take over your phone until you read and comment to the message. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]


Crito Flat Jusis Ann Minwu Diluc
Crito, Flat, Jusis, Ann, Minwu, and Diluc have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Dolores Xingqiu Roxas Chongyun Alphinaud
Dolores, Xingqiu, Roxas, Chongyun, and Alphinaud has left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Because you all reacted so positively to my post last month, my bosses has assigned me to write these mid-month updates from now on. Which means I have extra work now. So thanks for that.

Congratulations on everyone who completed the Zodiac race. Hope you enjoyed yourselves somehow or learned something. If any of you took a peach but decide you don't want it, Zodiac will take it off your hands for a payment that's higher than my salary. Which is depressing me just thinking about it, so let's move on.

We're aware that Jusis Albarea from the Black Order has joined the app. It was part of the deal we made with them to help deal with Professor Willow. There will probably be more of them in the future. The Order has insisted they are only here to monitor and assist in what's going on. Zodiac is not liable if any of you manage to do something that makes them decide to take you out, so try to play nice.

Anyway, my shift's over so that's it. Seeya.




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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.]
noblerise: <user=earthenring> (Couldn't put me)

[personal profile] noblerise 2023-01-15 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Officially, they're helping to investigate every single strange thing that happens in Florida. As well as to catch the elusive Florida Man. Or Florida Men/Women/People.
fionnuisce: (to give you a future)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2023-01-15 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
I can't say 'alligators with official investigative jobs' would even make me blink at this point.
noblerise: (Try not to feel the cold)

[personal profile] noblerise 2023-01-15 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
That wasn't what I meant, but I actually have to concur. This is the kind of country we're living in.
fionnuisce: (everything falling down around me)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2023-01-15 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
The fact that was the first place my mind went to likely says a lot about how this past half year has gone.
noblerise: (There is a reason I'm still standing)

[personal profile] noblerise 2023-01-15 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
That is gravely unfortunate. And I highly doubt it'll get any better.
fionnuisce: (through these dark endless nights)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2023-01-15 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
It never does. Best we can hope for is that it just doesn't get worse, but even that's a tall ask now and then.